Did you know the cartel are trafficking
avocados and gasoline?
>> I hate avocados.
>> Wait a minute. That's where the Mexicans
are.
>> How dare you?
>> The shills on the internet. Like you
lost in Afghanistan.
>> By what metric? Because all the people
in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA.
Like I don't understand. Like
>> say hi to Eli.
He's racially ambiguous. And Brandon,
his hair is [ __ ] fabulous. Donut, a
dark disposition, and there's a fat
electrician. Welcome to
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It is awesome to have you as a co-host,
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>> Life hack. If you ever buy a scratcher,
you can immediately just tell the
cashier to scan it. You don't have to
scratch the [ __ ] off. It's
>> literally what I That's what I was
saying. I was like, I just scratch off
the did you win or not? And they'll be
like, uhuh, scan it. Yeah, you won.
[ __ ] dope pay. This is all for fun.
>> Randomly, I'll pick up a scratcher like
once every two years, and I've never won
a dime. And I'm like, n that's that's
fair.
>> Like I don't
>> You guys have pull tabs here?
>> That's fun. bar pool tags.
>> Yeah, in the Midwest. They're
everywhere.
>> I haven't heard of that for a minute.
They used to have them at like VA like
VFW.
>> They're still all over the Midwest.
>> Oh, I remember that cuz my grandpa used
to take me to the VFW and be like, "Do
the thing."
>> There's like the line and that's how you
Yeah.
>> Damn. We're old as [ __ ] They don't have
VFWs like that anymore. Cigarette smoke
everywhere. It was a fun time. Hi
everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe
Podcast. I'm
>> join Wait, wait. We got to do this
first. [ __ ]
>> Damn it. This
>> No. [ __ ]
>> Uh, this one. I got you this one. It's
not cold. Oh, but this one's cold.
>> Podcast is ruined.
>> This one's cold, isn't it? That feels
cold to me. This is the water one. This
is
>> Hang on. Actually, I'll take that one.
That one's cold.
>> Perfect. Now it's Everyone has cold
ones.
>> Yep.
>> Okay. Three, two, one.
>> Hi everyone. Welcome to the Unscribe
podcast. So, I'm joined today by Eli
Double Tap, fat electrician, habitual
line crosser, myself, Ton operator.
Thank you so much for being here.
>> We're dead, [ __ ] We got a boy in the
house.
>> I am,
>> Mr. Ethan. He's already got picked on
once or twice.
>> I Yeah, like this is the podcast I not
supposed to get picked on on all the
other ones. That's where I get picked
on. Anytime Rich is present, honestly,
coming down here and I found out Rich
wasn't coming, I was like, "Oh, I might
not be called fat for a couple of days.
It' be great." No, Nick, you ruined
that.
>> Good.
You made me pull over
>> in downtown San Antonio at night,
>> dude. So you could try to puke.
>> Wait a minute. That's where the Mexicans
are.
>> I I was fine. I was fine. I was drinking
those frozen margaritas. I was perfectly
fine.
>> I just get on the freeway. I'm going
like 75 and it's all construction.
There's no exit for like 8 miles. As
soon as we turn on it, Eel's like, "I'm
going to have to puke." I'm like, "Fuck.
Are you serious?"
>> Dude, I was I was there. You know where
you start to salivate a lot. You're
sweating. I was like, window cracked
this much. Sitting shotgun shows behind
him and I just hear
>> I'm like, he's going to puke in my car.
He's going to puke in my [ __ ] car.
>> Ah, but he pulled over and as soon as he
pulled over, like I got out, I leaned
over was like, is it happening? I burped
and then the feeling immediately
vanished. I was like, this is [ __ ]
So, I get back in, made it all the way
here. No trouble.
>> What were you drinking?
>> Uh, margaritas.
>> Oh, nice.
>> I drank I don't even know how many of
those. I just kept finishing them.
supposed to have like a margarita.
You're not supposed to have
>> They had like a little They had like a
little slushy machine and I was supposed
to
worst hangovers on the planet.
>> Where'd you guys go to?
>> Brandon's thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. Oh, it was from Brandon.
I thought you said downtown San Antonio.
I thought you were talking about like
>> No, no. Just like
headed out towards the rim, headed up
back here.
>> Brandon's thing was fun as [ __ ] last
night. Had a great time. It was good.
Good times.
>> They had a good ass turnout. Everyone
had a good time. Like,
bro, that bayou whatever the food truck
had fried catfish and shrimp and it was
the best fried shrimp I've ever had in
my life. And the catfish was delicious.
>> I had the gumbo and Sav was like,
"That's not gumbo." I was like, "This is
good [ __ ] gumbo to me. I don't know
what they did, but this is really good."
>> Just look plain. It looked like like a
video before you color grade it. There
was no like
>> red like coloring of the season. Savv,
love you. You don't have the complexion
to tell the 45-year-old black man with
the Creole accent what Gunbo is. Okay.
>> That was from Louisiana. Like he was
born from Louisiana.
>> Homie could have not been in the food
truck and I know he could have made
gumbo.
>> [ __ ] was good. Yo.
>> Yeah. I didn't try that one. I had the
barbecue and the the brisket was not
half bad and that uh barbecue sauce that
the guy had. He was like, "Oh, I call it
like the the sweet heat." It was
actually pretty good. I enjoyed that.
Good time though. We had uh state
representative Wes Verdell up there
spoke for Brandon. We had our boy
veteran with a sign got up there talk
about veteran issues and then Brandon
did his spill and it was beautiful as
always. And
>> and he sung
>> Yeah. Yeah. Zeus. Him and Zeus did a
little song there. It was cool.
>> Was not expecting that. I was like [ __ ]
>> They had a good time. I was like, "Oh,
this is a good turnout." Everyone had a
blast. Drinks happened, per usual.
>> And Brandon had a good time. Like seeing
him at the end was like, "Hey, I'm
bouncing, buddy." He's like, "Thank
you." I was like, "Oh, my boy's toasted,
bro." He He had to be in uh Yuvaldi this
morning at like [ __ ] a.m. So,
he was He's Dude, he's on the road this
entire month just like bam bam bam bam
bam doing all this stuff.
>> He has to be hurting.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah,
but I mean, dude, he he really wants
this and I think Texas and the United
States in general deserves a
congressman. You know, he can not be a
[ __ ] So,
>> you know, he he he never had an aid that
set themselves on fire.
>> He's not in the FC list. How about that?
>> If Brandon gets elected to Congress, I
mean, you know how they have like the
Pelosi tracker where you can invest and
buy the same stocks Nancy Pelosi does?
>> Are we tracking Brandon? We're going to
do that for Brandon, but on Gun Broker,
so you can buy the same guns as your
congressman.
>> There's a whole bunch of gun autism
seeing this right now. Like, [ __ ] it's
a great idea. I'm
>> going to be so pissed.
My gun prices are going up.
>> Yeah, it was a good ass time. We stayed
out till like , then rinse, repeat.
Here we're back here now. We get Mr.
Ethan get a I mean you were just you
came down for that event or to hang out
with the boys and do
>> uh that event and to hang out with the
boys. I kind of just I'll anytime show
tells me hey you want to come down for
this I'll just plan either a day or two
on the front or the back end just cuz do
unsub whatever else you guys want me to
do and we'll just hang out. So maybe
since I'm here for another day or two
pop into one of your podcast or not
podcast your your streams I might pop
>> dress up as a plane.
>> Yeah you guys hang out with me as a
plane and be racist. I know Nick was up
since 700. I was too.
>> Reading a book.
>> Okay. In my defense, that's the first
time your ass got up at since I've
known you.
>> Can we calm down for a minute?
>> No. This this this hot Mexican that I
live with, she did a ruck this morning.
And so I was up at like 7, went out for
a ruck at . It was It was cool. A
little three-mile thing.
>> No,
>> I'm trying trying to focus on my health,
brother.
How big were the rucks sacks?
>> We didn't ruck. We just walked. It was
fun. We had like 20 30 people out there
and we just walk down that trail that's
over there at the at the the [ __ ] rim
>> and it's a good time. We just walk and
talk and have It's neat.
>> So, I was up. My point behind that
entire spill was I was up and you don't
hit me up when you're in town.
>> Behind your back. He says he doesn't
like you. That's what it is.
>> I My house is like 10 minutes that way.
Are you ready for it?
>> That's the first time your ass up at 7
in the morning since I've known you.
Knock it off.
>> You guys are You guys are crazy. This is
wild.
>> Cody got up at . Spring's here.
Winter's over.
>> Can you see a shadow?
>> Oh man.
>> I just picture you have GPS on him. It's
like my friend's dead. He's out in a
trail somewhere.
[ __ ] CODY CODY GOT KIDNAPPED by
cartels.
>> Wow. Such a surprise to my friends. I'm
a responsible adult. [ __ ]
>> Yeah, I would not be road marching. [ __ ]
off. You're taller. Like everyone's
taller. Never mind. Everyone's taller.
>> We, like I said, we call it a rug. We
just walk and hang out.
>> It's cool. Nico was there. Our boy Nico
Ortiz.
>> Oh, he's not in the room right now.
Yeah.
>> Did Connor do it, too? Why is he got his
pants rolled up and his socks off like
he's
>> He just read I was going to say he just
read Huck Finn.
>> You're trying to convince all the
neighborhood kids to paint the fence for
you. What the you got going on over
there?
>> Mortal,
>> Connor, it's just gym, buddy. [ __ ]
>> Oh my god.
>> I got invited to the rock and then fell
back asleep.
>> Yeah.
>> He's like, "Oh, I'm going." And then No.
>> You weren't there yesterday, were you?
Were you there a portion of it? I was
there for the beginning. I went out on a
date.
>> Oh, okay. That's what [ __ ] fun story
after that that I don't want on camera,
but
>> Okay.
>> Now, God, can we cut the cameras? I want
to hear this so we can all just come
back and go,
>> we just delete it.
>> See, there's the positive.
>> See, there's there's a positive there.
>> All right, back to the podcast. Connor
had a really good date last night.
>> Blast.
>> And Nick found me on that couch passed
out at a.m. So,
>> it's true.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, what?
>> I went to bed and I was like, I'm going
to bed. And he's like, I'm going to stay
up. I still might have to puke. I'm
like, okay. I've like went I went and
fell asleep for like 2 3 hours and like
woke up to like take a piss and grab a
bottle of water. I like walk downstairs
and he's fully clothed, shoes on,
6'4, 260 lb Ethan on that very small
Amazon couch just snoring like a
[ __ ] cuz he doesn't have a CPAT
machine. Just [ __ ]
It sounded like a sawmill in here.
I but I got up right after that probably
because I almost died and I was like I'm
going to go to bed and I just upstairs I
went I didn't even know Nick had found
me. I was just like I got up cuz I was
like I'm just going to lay here and then
I laid there and the spins went away and
I was like all right cool. We're going
to go to bed soon. Let's just kind of
wait this out. And the next thing I know
my eyes pop open at like 2 o'clock
in the morning. I was like I'm going to
bed. [ __ ]
>> You were so [ __ ] up last night,
>> dude. I those frozen margaritas got me,
man.
>> Did you have a hangover? Uh, oh yeah, I
did this morning. Um, but I've been
pounding water and
>> Well, you drank a 40 of old English
before the hot. I forgot about that.
>> You drank the whole 40, too.
>> I drank the 40 and then we got out there
and I had like five double frozen
margaritas.
Yeah, I was
>> My voice was violent.
>> And he didn't eat.
>> Yeah,
I was I was not okay. I those were there
was a series of unfortunate events that
were due to a series of poor decisions
on my part. That was I I had to give him
some element in the morning.
>> I was like, I don't feel good, man. And
like when he first mentioned, let's go
get tacos. I like my brain saw a taco
and was like circumcise that thing.
[ __ ] dude. I like wanted no part of it.
>> I hate waking like last night I had a
few. Got home and I was like, I feel
woke up at 8 in the morning, I think.
Slept in, ate, very happy. Yesterday was
the only terror cuz you were in town.
Everyone was in town. We had that
podcast earlier in a meeting. I wake up,
my alarm's not going off.
>> It's light outside. I wake up, I'm like,
and SAF's not there. I'm like, I've
missed everything. It is in the
afternoon and I have slept through life
and now I have to text everyone my
phone. I don't know where my phone is.
I'm running around the house. I'm like,
look at my phone. in the morning. I
was like,
well, at least I didn't miss anything at
all. I slept like [ __ ] Sad walks out.
She's like, "I would have woke you up."
Like, I don't know that.
>> Good god, Eli. So, we did that and then
uh now I don't know.
>> We're all going to be dead by 50.
>> 100%.
>> Yeah. We're not making it past 50.
>> I don't know. I think all of us already
said we're probably not going to make it
to 30. Now, here we are.
>> Yeah.
>> Life's short.
>> Yeah. I got to live with the
consequences of my tweets now.
There there are like I get secondhand
offense like offended people in my
comment section on Twitter now cuz I'm
just I'm relatively new to it. I just
talk [ __ ] and then like people will
retweet my they're like one of donuts
[ __ ] ass friends. I was like I mean
I am but what the [ __ ] did I say wrong?
>> I have his like I have his profile
picture next to my blue check mark cuz
I'm part of his or organization on
Twitter. I've gotten more hate for that
than any of the up [ __ ] I've said on
Twitter.
I've
caught more strays from that than
anything else.
>> Oh my god, it's so good.
>> You're leaving a legacy, my friend. No,
I love it. It's great.
>> You're doing good things.
>> The world is healing. That's all I'm
saying.
>> You're like a good It's It saves me a
lot of time because they're like,
"You're you're friends with Donut
Operator. I don't like you." It's like I
I don't care immediately. I don't give a
[ __ ] It's just cool. You weren't going
to like me anyways.
>> I can already tell if you don't like
him, probably wouldn't have felt the
same way about me. You know, it's just
we're not doing
>> I'm glad we all saved a lot of time.
Actually,
>> Cody's the lititness test.
>> Are you following Cody? And does he
follow you back?
>> Hey, well, one more time. Hey, you
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breakfast for life. Oh god, dude. I
didn't talk about this last night. You
know who blocked me recently?
>> Who?
>> World of Warcraft.
>> Why, Cody?
>> Oh god.
>> What was your tweet?
>> Well, first off, explain what they
tweeted.
>> Oh god. They they they made a video
recently. It's a trailer for the new
expansion that's coming out on retail
World of Warcraft and it's just it looks
like a Pixar movie. It's like happy fun.
We're making houses be boop. It's like
no dude. This is called Warcraft, not
gaycraft. And that's what that's what I
tweeted to them and they immediately
turned off all of their comments. You
can't comment on it. And then they
blocked me.
>> But okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hear me out.
So I play on a I play on a classic. I
I'm big into World of Warcraft. I've
talked about that in podcast before and
all my stuff. I like classic World of
Warcraft. I played that the one the
version that was 20 years ago where it's
like race wars, you know? It's it's
World of Warcraft. It's like the orcs
versus the humans. Like you're just
[ __ ] destroying each other, you're
killing each other, blah blah blah. And
like in the new World of Warcraft, the
most powerful wizard in the world, uh,
Khadgar, he's he's now disabled and he
has a magic wheelchair that he rolls
himself around in.
>> Oh my god. This is this is the most
powerful wizard in in the lore that like
he's brought people back from the dead.
>> Can't bring his legs back though
apparently.
>> But but he's got like a magical
wheelchair now. It's like Okay. So were
they like like were they focusing more
on just just like being inclusive than
like
>> but he has a wheelchair and he brings
like the dead back to life.
>> Have you seen this? Oh, hold on. Hold
on. Let me
>> Yeah, you can't fix a Charlie horse
though.
>> I got to show you.
>> Magic can only go so far. Look at
>> if my teacher could bring a person back
to life and then I look over and they're
in a wheelchair like
>> you're really bad at this.
>> Some fake like a fetish thing or what
are you doing? I built
>> all you got to do to defeat him.
>> [ __ ] you not.
>> Oh my god.
>> They made him a magical wheelchair.
>> I built
>> That's a real picture.
>> That's a Oh my I love
>> He's got a magical pink ghost
wheelchair.
>> Yeah. arch mage. And what's the reason
behind?
>> Well, well, so I play classic WoW and
they just released the first expansion
for the classic. Wow.
>> Oh god. What is it?
>> It looks like the EP thing.
It was so good.
>> Oh my god.
>> What the [ __ ] Okay, Cody, sorry.
>> How did you defeat the wizard? I stood
at the top of a flight of stairs.
>> It floats. Wait, does the wheelchair
float?
>> Yeah, dude. Yeah.
>> Why does it Why does the floating
wheelchair have wheels?
>> You know, um, if you just take a step
back like I did,
>> it floats. It literally fl
>> If you look at the development team from
early WoW to where the develop just look
at the pictures of the development team
and I'm not going to say anything
further than that.
>> Oh my god. But so, okay, so the
expansion for the classic World of
Warcraft, the first expansion just
released, the Burning Crusades, and the
servers just kept dropping and getting
up and it's like, you've had 20 years to
plan for this. And so, everyone's like,
>> "Oh, so you could give Khadgar a [ __ ]
wheelchair, but you couldn't make the
servers work for the old like the old
World of Warcraft." Yeah.
>> So, they're just re-releasing the old
[ __ ] Is it like is it like remastered
at all or
>> Not at all. It's It's fun as hell, but
the servers kepting up and dropping and
blah blah bliss about the wheelchair,
>> but it's like what? Yeah, but it's like,
oh, you guys were focusing on giving
[ __ ] the most powerful wizard in the
world a wheelchair. You couldn't focus
on the servers for a little bit. They're
just riding all this stuff like cadar
wheelchair, like all sorts of things I'm
not going to get into. They already
blocked me on Twitter.
>> I wonder if you're going to get a spell
to be able to throw like a stick in the
spokes of his wheelchair to stop him or
something.
I
>> I cast broomstick.
>> I cast staircase. He can't progress.
>> That's That's so wild. Oh god.
>> You can shoot. It's a mount, too.
>> That's his wheelchair mount.
>> I
You can get a dragon or [ __ ] wheels.
>> You can be Xavier,
>> which we we talked about that before,
too. Why can't Why can't Professor
Xavier just like mind control his little
legs, walk across?
Oh my god, I hate that. Well, at least
World of Warcraft. My World of Warcraft
[ __ ] We can talk about like normal dude
things.
>> Hey, you're going hard on it though.
You're back in Are you playing the
hardcore servers or no?
>> Oh, that dude. That [ __ ] gave me so much
anxiety playing the hardcore servers.
>> Isn't that like if you die, you're
>> you're just Yeah, MMO is [ __ ] wild.
Especially classic World of Warcraft as
hard as it is.
>> I've heard of people doing that in
Diablo but not Warcraft. That's insane.
>> Yeah, they brought it back in in
Warcraft and it
>> Yeah,
>> imagine your team sucks. And oh my god,
you're 30 How long? Classic is about 20
days to get to max level.
>> Oh god, it's longer than that, dude.
>> Yeah, it's like a month if you're
playing consistently to get to level 60
>> and then it's
>> and you have some Leroy Jenkins [ __ ]
in your [ __ ] guild and just gets
everybody killed. People are finding out
like really funny ways to kill hardcore
players though. So like I'm a hunter so
I can control my pet. So like hunters
will tame a pet that looks like
something in the wild and you can only
be tagged for PvP if they attack you or
your pet. And so they'll make a pet and
slowly walk their pet around where other
creatures look like that.
>> And so if like a low-level player
attacks that pet, they're open for BVP
and they'll just kill that player and
then their their character's dead.
People are figuring out nasty ways to
kill hardcore players.
>> Just their ghost hangouts. Oh, start
over.
>> There goes a week of work gone in an
instant.
>> I No, I would need I I would destroy my
computer in the process of that. I can't
do that. Like PvP anything. I don't even
play anymore cuz like I'm just too old.
I don't have enough time. My reflexes
ain't as good. And half the time I'm
[ __ ] stoned or drunk.
>> You just got to play League.
>> Like no, I can't. I can't, dude. You're
trying to get me No.
>> Drunk League, dude. Come on. Yeah,
>> you just told him to play stoner drunk.
It's fine. He's going to be the most
hated rank player. Uh, dude, you have If
you think we're bad at making fun of
you, those people
>> are going to hate you to go to rank
matches.
>> Sorry, I'm a little drunk. I'd be
pissed.
>> Oh, dude. I can't I can't do that. Like,
I can't even play I I used to play like
Apex Legends every once in a while or I
play like uh War Zone. I just anything
PvP anymore. So, I'll just go into PvE
and play like especially when I'm on
edibles or something like that, dude.
I'll just I'll be playing like a a
[ __ ] Minecraft style survival game.
Like I play a lot of Enshrouded and I'm
like I snap out of it and I've been
digging a hole into this mountain for
the past 3 hours. I'm like what the [ __ ]
was I doing here to begin with? Like why
did I start this project? I have no
idea.
>> We need to play more um that game me,
you and Brandon were playing schedule
one.
>> Oh, that was fun.
>> We need to play more of that. That was
>> more schedule one. You should play more
of that
>> cuz uh when we were playing it, you were
building the infrastructure for our
drug.
>> Yeah. I was like running all the
business side. So it's like you're a
drug dealer.
>> Drug empire.
>> I'm out running around like managing all
the low-level street dealers working for
me, getting the raw materials and like
the seeds and [ __ ] to grow the product
or whatever else we need. Brandon's in
the lab producing the product and Cody
is running around beating people with a
baseball bat. Like, and it makes my life
easy cuz like you normally you have to
like avoid the cops and or like all the
cops in the game are just chasing Cody
as he's running around with a baseball
bat hitting people.
>> I made so much money. I was
pickpocketing everyone
>> and I was just throwing the money to
Nick and Nick was building the
infrastructure for a drug cartel. I
would go and pay somebody for all the
stuff I needed and then go like 3
minutes later Cody be like I just
pickpocketed six grand off somebody. I
was like oh Cody got our money back.
Perfect.
It's that skin you're paying for
product. They walk around the corner.
Cody's jumping them.
>> That's efficiency right there. That's
Look, everyone has a part to play in
this organization.
>> How many players is it? And is it four
or three or
>> I think it's
>> I think go up to four.
>> I think up to four. Yeah, because we had
three.
>> Well, if you guys do, I'll jump in. I've
never played.
>> We should start a new server and I'll
[ __ ] around on it.
>> Say less. I'm down.
>> I'm down.
>> I I play the I play everything, man. I I
have like really bad video game ADHD.
I'll play something. I'm like, "This is
awesome." And I'll tell all my friends
to get it and then like they get it. We
play once and then I'm like, "But this
new game is awesome." So I'm like my
library is just full of random [ __ ] that
I
>> in the game you can get a [ __ ]
skateboard for transportation. So then
Cody is like skateboarding down the
street with a baseball bat just
>> well I I figured out that the the cops
if they find a body they'll go after
your organization. So I had a a parking
garage that had stacked like 30 bodies
on top cuz you can drag the body. So I
was hiding the bodies on top of this
parking garage and it it like like
Jeepers creepers just putting bodies
together on top of this parking garage
and I would skate down and pickpocket
more money deliver it to Nick who would
deliver it to Brandon and we dude we
were rolling. We
>> we bought a house. I got a house.
>> Good god.
>> When professional businessmen play a
drug game it's it's insane.
>> We'd be so good at it.
Holy [ __ ]
>> The parking garage of bodies.
>> Like, don't worry about that. There's a
mountain of [ __ ] bodies.
>> Cops won't go in there.
>> I'm like, cop, that's not mine.
>> I don't know what the that is, [ __ ]
dude.
>> Wild men, women, children have no idea
what that is, dude. Feel like I'm in
[ __ ] Mexico, dude. Guilara. Just like
>> the last time I played any kind of like
work together game like that was chained
together. You guys ever play that thing?
that makes you hate your friends. So I
know what that one is.
>> You can play three to four people.
You're literally all four chained
together and it's in like an always up
game. You're climbing, jumping here,
jumping there. And like if one person is
on the object and everyone else is down,
he can like pull one person up and they
pull the next person up. There is no
trust in that game cuz I was playing
with three of my buddies and we were
just screaming at each other like trying
to get through obstacles, falling on our
asses. Dude, it was that will give you
trust issues. chained together if you've
never played it before. That [ __ ] will
give you straight trust issues.
>> I'm down for that one because that's
when you get really mad when somebody
[ __ ] up.
>> So [ __ ] like everyone's there and one
person falls off and gets hit by this
moving thing which flings everybody back
down. Oh, it's so shitty.
>> It's like up. What's the game? Up.
>> Uh up. Yeah, that's always up.
>> Yeah.
>> In Chain Together, I think you're trying
to get like out of hell. You start in
hell and you're like fighting your way
to get out of hell. And there's a couple
different ways to play it. And we were
like, we'll play the one where you don't
have checkpoints.
>> That horrible idea. That was a terrible
[ __ ] idea because you can fall for
like 10 minutes and get all the way back
to the bottom and there's no checkpoints
and you got to start completely over.
>> That's how Benjamin F the what's the
over it. Getting over it.
>> Oh god. Getting over it.
>> Getting over it.
>> That dude's genius at making games
because he's like, "Oh yeah,
>> I'm going to make it as simple and
terrible as possible." His biggest game
before that was Qop. Like the try to
make the guy run. Have you ever played
that with the keyboard?
>> It's like Q W Q P and you have to make
the guys run. Each key controls a
different portion of the body and you
just try to run.
>> I I have a feeling it doesn't work very
well.
>> You're literally like
it's like oh start over.
It's [ __ ] garbage. But uh getting
over with Benjamin and FOD, you have a
pickaxe, just a mouse, and you're just
swinging it back and forth and you're
trying to climb up.
>> Oh, I think where the guy's like in the
cauldron or whatever is okay.
>> You're just doing this. But if you make
one wrong move, boop bottom
>> and this is it sounds stupid easy. Like
what you're hearing right now, you're
like
>> Flappy Bird, you know what I mean? It's
one of those things where it's like
sounds easy, it's hard,
>> but you can't die. You're just climbing
up. And then he put in certain portions
and you will spend like
it you suck at that game for hours. Like
you're going to spend hours to get to a
certain portion and think you're like,
"Oh [ __ ] I finally made it past the
hard part. It's just the intro. This is
a tutorial."
And then you get higher and you'll make
he has two portions in that game where
it is, "Oh, hey, if you ride, don't ride
this." And he tells you and you're like,
"Huh, [ __ ] off." And you hit it and you
ride all the way to the beginning of the
game. That's it.
>> There is no restart. You just have to go
all the way back up and you're like me.
>> There's been a lot of those that have
come out lately like RV there yet. I've
never played it, but like you and your
friends have an RV and you're trying to
go camping and there just the everything
is all [ __ ] up. You got to like winch
yourself to different places and fire
your friends across ways and [ __ ] and
then they have what is it? Peak where
it's like you and three of your buddies
trying to climb a mountain together.
They've had a couple of those come out
lately.
>> Most mind-blowing [ __ ] you will ever see
is somebody speedrunning getting over
it. New York's speedr runninging
communism
>> that they are. Don't they have piles of
trash out there?
>> Didn't you see that [ __ ] post I just
said? They were interviewing somebody on
the street and they're like,
>> uh, x amount of millionaires have
already said that they're leaving New
York. What do you What do you think
about that? And this guy's just like, we
should make it illegal for them to
leave. They shouldn't be allowed to
leave. And I was like, East Easter,
we're redoing East German. It's been
three months and you guys already want
to redo East Germany. What the [ __ ] is
wrong with you? Like every time someone
has opinion an opinion like that, we
should just fly them to North Korea.
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>> Well, I didn't know about the I text you
this morning about uh the In-N-Out cuz I
didn't know that was Yeah. I didn't know
any of that happened.
>> Yeah. Yeah. They said, "Fuck you. We're
out."
>> Oh, in and out left.
>> Yeah, they're moving everything to
Tennessee.
>> Yep.
>> Lindsay, uh, Lindsay.
>> Yeah. So, she I hit her up for the range
day that we had recently, and she's the
one that got the In-N-Out truck out
there to the range day that we had.
>> Oh,
>> that's dope.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, Snider, I want to say,
Lindsay Snyder, I think, I think so,
>> cuz uh I had her up on Instagram a while
back and I was like, "Hey, I love what
you're doing. Everything's cool." And
she's like, "Hey, let me know if you
ever need anything." And so when we had
that range day in Las Vegas recently, I
was like, "Can you bring the In-N-Out
truck?" And it's it dude that that was
cool as [ __ ] She like an 18-wheeler
that's an In-N-Out full restaurant. They
open it up and like they they serve
everything that's in and out. We had
that out there. So she she's a real one.
But yeah, like you're saying, they just
moved out to Tennessee. They're
completely getting out of California
altogether.
>> It was a 5% tax.
>> Wasn't there another company that just
did that? There's been multiple Elon
left. Um
>> it might have been Elon. I was reading
an article about
>> SpaceX. Literally all of those.
>> There was a big company that was
leaving. They're like, "We will charge
you, I don't know, like $3 billion if
you leave." And the the CEO was like,
"Worth it." Like, "Bye. I'm leaving
California." Cuz they tried to I guess
put an additional charge like if you
move your company out of the state of
California, you have to pay like an exit
tax. It's like a known thing that if
you're like
>> I don't even want to say like ultra
wealthy, but like if you're a business
owner or you're like in even a
millionaire, if you leave California,
it's like you can just plan on getting
audited every year for the next seven
years.
>> Dude, that's nuts.
>> California is going to audit your state
taxes the last because they have seven
years to do it. So every year for the
next seven years, you're going to be
getting audited for your taxes seven
years prior because they're just trying
to get as much money out of you as
possible. I know multiple people that
it's happened to that have moved out of
California
>> state. Uh Lindsay had to pay 400. It
would have been $440,000 or $440 million
based of f of her worth and how much um
in-n-out was, but it was that 5%
mandatory and then I don't know if it's
they say it's a one time. her the one
time mandatory wealth tax which is like
>> not even not even the money you have 5%
of it no 5% of whatever the hypothetical
number that we think your company might
be worth
>> so have you tanked
>> after that's what no that's what they
said for wealth tax so that's why
everybody's like so like look at Elon
Musk easiest example he's worth 800
billion or whatever the [ __ ]
>> that's his bank account
>> yeah for Yeah,
>> what's 5% of $800 million? It's like or
billion. You know what I mean? $50
billion. He's got to just [ __ ] out of
nowhere. So, it's like he's going to
have to sell shares in his companies.
>> And what happens?
>> If you sell 50 billion [ __ ] dollars
worth of shares, the stock price goes
down. So then, and he won't even get to
sell that many shares before it starts
tanking the stock price. So then he's
worth less. So then how do you even
calculate what he's worth? Because the
second he goes to sell it, he's going to
be worth hundreds of billions of dollars
less. And they're just like, I don't
care cuz I'm [ __ ] stupid. Give me
money. Like
>> wait, wait. But but Elon, if he put his
net worth into the world, he could cure
world hunger.
>> Yeah. Didn't he call him out on that?
>> Yeah. My net worth doesn't mean I have
>> Well, no. Elon, when they the whoever
>> I think it was 10 billion like the World
Health Organization was like
The World Health Organization called
Elon out on on Twitter. This is like
years ago. And they're like, "Elon Musk
has enough money to solve world hunger."
And he retweeted it and it was like, "If
you can give me a written plan of how me
giving you $10 billion will solve world
hunger, I'll do it."
>> Yeah. And they had no response.
>> Like, you can't do it.
Like, I know I know this is [ __ ]
crazy, but like people that don't want
to grow food or live places where food
grows, [ __ ] it. There's nothing you can
do.
>> They just want to move to places that
give them handouts. Yeah. I'll I'll
stop.
>> I Yeah, I didn't know about the
In-N-Out. I got mad. I texted Nick about
it. I was like, "What the [ __ ]
>> That's old as is."
>> Yeah. I didn't know. I just seen it pop
up in my feed today of why cuz they did
an interview with her explaining, "Yeah,
we're out in Tennessee now. This is why
blah blah blah." after the COVID [ __ ] I
was done with it because they tried to
close a couple of stores
and then she fought against that and
then
>> Okay. Well, have we ever
>> Well, they they tried to get her to take
um they have Bible verses on like some
of their their cups or something like
that. I think recently they tried to get
her to take that off of there and she
was just like, "Ah, nope. It's not
business. You do what you want."
>> Yeah.
>> What were you saying? Oh, I was going to
say it uh you know the Hims and Hers
brand. It's like pharmaceuticals mailed
directly to you or whatever. Do you see
what happened with them?
>> No,
>> bro. So, they did uh it's a GLP1
basically like Mjaro whatever the Ompic
[ __ ]
>> Yep. Yep.
>> They do that mailed directly to you. So
basically they they basically ripped off
the patented product and then their like
loophole for getting around it was like
send in your blood work or whatever and
we'll infuse it with vitamins that
you're deficient in. And apparent the
FDA released a statement a couple days
ago where it like cited them
specifically and said the FDA is coming
after you. Their stock price is down
like 60% in like two days. their stock
price goes
off a [ __ ] cliff.
It's Yeah.
>> Did you talking about like health
products and stuff like that? I I don't
know how this isn't like huge news. Um I
talked about it.
>> There's a company in Germany that has
circumstantially cured type 1 diabetes.
And before anyone jumps to conclusions
there, what they did is they did a test.
It was a five-year test. They
>> Oh, God. Are you you look at the stock
that has showed on the chart.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah.
>> They got
>> good time to buy.
>> They got in trouble.
>> They got in a lot of trouble.
>> So
>> it's like Bitcoin.
>> They had 47 people that they did this
with. 47 people. And so type one is the
one you're born with where your body
doesn't produce insulin.
>> They obviously other countries have a
little bit looser regulations on stem
cells unlike the US. So, this German
company took stem cells and it's like a
three-month treatment. They inject you
with stem cells. They're like copied
around your body, like your your
genetics or whatever. And all 47 people
regrrew the ability to produce their own
insulin. And now 5 years later, all 47
are still producing their own insulin
from their pancreas.
>> Oh, why' we stop it?
>> It's in Germany. And like all I can
think of is pharmaceutical companies are
like this. No,
>> the same reason all kinds of people fly
to [ __ ] Mexico and Turkey and all a
bunch of other places to get healthcare
treatment.
>> Never mind.
>> Yeah. So, yeah. I don't know how that's
not like big news, man. Like, I found
out about that and I was like, they did
what? And yeah, there's a German company
and they're like, it's a 5-year study.
All 47 people regrrew the ability to to
produce insulin.
I don't know why that's not like flying
into our country for us to start, you
know, getting people cuz like type type
1 diabetes, you're born with it, man.
like there's nothing you can do. The
type two fat asses, I'm sorry, I'm
justing around. But them, we'll figure
that out later. But hell yeah, I'm
behind it 100%. But for some reason,
like there was barely a whisper about it
in like American news. I found out about
it. I was like, "This is so [ __ ]
cool."
>> They have I mean, even for
>> love when the FDA comes in and they're
like, "We don't know the long-term
effects 20 years down the road." Like,
mother, I'm going to die in two years if
I don't get it. Like, I don't I don't
give a [ __ ] if it kills me in 20 years
if I get to live another 18 years. Like,
>> dude. Yeah. When it is,
>> you know what I mean? Like, you have I
have a death sentence, you homie. Like,
and you're telling me I can't do a
treatment because
>> Well, it's just like all the stuff you
see with like any type of like
experimental research where it's just
like this might save your life, but it's
experimental and you're not a good
candidate. Like, who gives a [ __ ] If
they got the money, give it to them.
Like,
>> subject the release.
>> Maybe it works.
>> Put it here.
>> Maybe it works. Maybe it kills me a
little quicker. Maybe I become
Spider-Man. Pump it in. I don't give a
[ __ ] man.
>> With autism, they have I know with Stem
Cell and then a couple other ones. Stem
cell was the big one, but uh these
parents did the hard part is documented
because a lot of parents is like, "Oh
my," and they do have videos of the kids
being non-verbal and now all of a sudden
their kids do talk. Maybe not perfect,
but they're talking and that's never
happened before. And then you have both
sides. It's like, "No, it worked." And
then, well, it's not tested. like
>> obviously it's not tested.
>> Is there a term for that? Because like I
hate having conversations with people on
Twitter or whatever where it's like I'll
say some something that I feel like is
obvious [ __ ] and they're like, "What do
you have a study or something to prove
that?" And it's like, "No, I don't have
a peer-reviewed study that says it'll
hurt if you slam your in a car door."
Like, I don't feel like we need that.
Like, why? Like, you know what I mean?
>> I think that falls under Dunning Krueger
syndrome. I really do. the people that
are just like, "No, you have to have
empirical scientific data if you want to
hold that point of view." And it's like,
"No, I don't."
>> Yeah. This seems like it's a pretty
simple understanding here.
>> That's how I would love to like even
stem cell or any of those things. It's
even with Ryden, I'd be like, "Oh, yeah.
We can [ __ ] test it." My biggest
thing is like needles and writing. He
won't like that. But he's doing really
good. And if it was just made him talk,
he was like, "Oh, hi dad." I'd be like,
"That's [ __ ] wild." Whoa. But being
able to show that to the internet, too.
And they'd be like,
>> I'm like, please tell me this is fake.
>> I've just hidden this for 14 years.
>> He doesn't do the hard voice.
>> He doesn't know how long it takes to fly
from anywhere to anywhere.
>> He loses that superpower.
>> Just immediately.
>> Time to short the toy train industry.
>> Big train doesn't work.
Why the model train company buy the cure
for autism?
>> Big train, dude.
>> Oh my god. Big little train.
>> Big caboose. Holy [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Big caboose doesn't want you to know
this.
>> Love it. Ethan, what have you been up
to, man? You're still doing your missile
[ __ ] Still doesn't have internet.
>> Still does not have internet. Jesus.
>> I have the best.
>> No, you're going to We're going to talk
about this really quick. Ethan is the
only homie. Everyone here check the
internet speed before moving into their
location.
>> Ethan, where's your job at?
>> It's on the internet.
>> How fast is your internet?
>> Download. Download. I'm at like 1.5
gigs. Like it's good. upload like 30 40
megabytes. It's not good. It's
>> Everywhere else in my town has fiber
except for where I'm at. They're like,
"It's coming this year. Can it come any
quicker?" [ __ ]
>> You try Starlink yet?
>> Uh, yeah. Their upload that they can get
in my area is only 20.
>> [ __ ] me.
>> So, yeah, I I checked everything.
>> Do you live? The satellites can't get to
your ass.
>> I don't know. Like, it's I'm right at
the edge of Los Cusus. I'm right at the
edge of town. And for some reason, like
>> just in a stone cave.
>> Well, like I mean less than a mile from
me, they all have fiber. They all I mean
their satellite works real good, but
like where I'm at.
>> You bought this house.
>> I did. I did.
>> And you did not go with the internet
speed.
>> But my house is really nice. I really
like my house. I can just
>> I'm sure it's one of only one. There's
no nicest houses anywhere else.
>> Brandon's first bill in Congress is
like, "Yeah, we really need fiber out to
this one place. one specific loss
cruises this one strip right here. I've
like called companies like, "Hey, how
much does it cost to run fiber all the
way out to me?" And they're like, "Oh,
you know, we don't really know. It could
be, you know, this much, this much, this
much." And I'm like, I really want to
just be like, "I will pay it. I just can
you guys just get me a dedicated line
straight out to my house individually. I
will pay that shit." Or I'll do a couple
of ads on my channel. So, if you start
seeing like me sh uh uh shilling for
Comcast or T-Mobile or something, you
guys know why. It's because I finally
got fiber. [ __ ] Yeah, I know.
one day.
>> It's I Yeah, we'll get there. We'll get
there. I I don't like that I don't have
good internet, but I've gotten used to
it at this point. Like when I come here
to visit and I upload something for my
laptop and before I can finish the met
data, it's like uploaded and done and
checks are complete and everything's
good. And in my house, I just go, "All
right, well, I'll come and check on this
in like 20 minutes." And I go like, you
know, half or something.
>> Disconnects from Discord.
>> They do. They do. But I had I had them
come out. Hold on. This course is an
easy one, dude. That's low that's low
bandwidth [ __ ] dude.
>> I don't know what happened, but out of
nowhere, my internet just started
randomly dropping. And the other day, it
dropped like a dozen times within a
couple hours. I was like, I'm over this.
And I called them and I was like, no,
you will get someone out here today. And
a guy came out and he's like, yeah, your
insulation on your wiring on the side of
your house was a little bit corroded.
So, I changed that out, changed out the
cable heads. And apparently there's some
box that they install on the side of
your house that like keeps outside
signals from getting in and your signal
from escaping. And he's like, "Yeah,
that was pretty old." So I swapped that
out and I haven't had any issues since.
So fingers crossed it's not just
randomly dropping anymore. You like a
mouthful of hard wood. Yes. Go on
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>> All right, hear me out, Nick. The gang
starts an internet service provider just
for Ethan. Well, I was trying to pull it
up. There's I remember hearing some
story. It was like some house in like
Kansas or some [ __ ] where it was like
there was some glitch in the government
system where anytime like they didn't
have the right address or something, it
would just [ __ ] out this address for
some reason. And this like one homeowner
had like the cops showing up like every
other week to his house. It was like 200
times before they figured out what the
[ __ ] this glitch was. But like they were
showing up with like arrest warrants and
all kinds of [ __ ] That's you but with
no internet.
>> [ __ ] you.
>> All right. This random farmer.
>> I don't know what doxing is. Like what's
the doc?
>> I did a swatting [ __ ] man. My corn's
nice. [ __ ] man. Uh, a rural Kansas farm
got turned into the default pin because
the geoloccation company MaxMind used
coordinates near the geographic center
of the US as a placeholder for the IP
address it couldn't locate precisely.
That made tons of online activity,
sometimes illegal, appear as though it
was coming from this farm.
>> So, they were just getting busted for
all kinds of [ __ ] cyber crime. It was
just
>> You own Silk Road? I don't know what the
silks are.
>> Dark web.
>> I I don't know, man.
>> The corn's nice.
>> Family
>> kicking in his door, grabbing his kids.
Did he traffic you? Like, what? No.
>> Did Did you order the orange cush off of
the dark web?
>> Homie doesn't have internet.
>> There's no way homie had internet.
According to the lawsuit and reporting,
law enforcement showed up, quote,
countless times over the next 5 years
after the couple moved in, often at all
hours, searching everything,
searching for everything from a stolen
truck to missing children to people
trying to hurt themselves, identity
thieves or computer fraud suspects.
Just everything. They were just the
default location for [ __ ] everything.
the definition of like wrong place,
wrong time.
>> You are the default for crime on the
internet was. So,
>> well, that's the thing is it was like it
because it was like internet crime. It
wasn't just like
>> No, it's it wasn't Well, it wasn't just
like the local police would be aware of
the issue. It was like different
agencies from federal levels and [ __ ]
coming at us. So, it's like FBI's here,
Department of the Treasury is here, like
>> Yeah. like every cyber crime unit and
every federal agency. Holy [ __ ]
>> All showing up to this guy's farm.
>> I don't what, man. I'm just going to
throw it out there. We're all thinking
it. But, uh, given the fact that no one
died and they figured out there was
something else wrong. We can assume that
they were white. Uh, you know,
especially being in Kansas. I'm just
throwing that out there. And maybe he
didn't have a dog or the ATF didn't show
up. I'm not.
>> You should take advantage of that and
sell the [ __ ] out of drugs. So, you
know.
>> Oh, yeah.
He gets he gets a pardon for any crimes
conducted at that address.
>> I didn't know.
>> It was his master plan all along.
>> Jesus.
>> Meanwhile, he's making a billion dollars
off of cocaine.
>> Farms at front.
>> Why not?
>> Having a good time.
>> Got to get that hippo money.
>> Oh god.
>> Okay, Mr. Ethan, what have you been
into?
>> Um, started that new show with Chris
Cappy, the uh What If? where we break
down different whatifs, like scenarios.
>> Oh, that's really fun to watch. That's
that's showing like, oh, hey, if this is
how that would play out.
>> Next episode, what if Ethan had fast
internet?
>> [ __ ] you.
>> Maybe he'd have a gold play button. We
don't know you. Okay,
>> 30 minute episode just [ __ ] on
himself. This is, you know, this is a a
perfect time to bring up that right
before we started this episode and while
Nick is away in the bathroom, we found
out Nick's favorite song is Citizen
Soldier because he was a uh National
Guardsman and they all love they they
get chubbies to that song. So, I've
never heard the gayest song ever. That
is
>> that sounds gay as [ __ ]
>> Dude, read the lyrics. You can listen to
it, but read the lyrics and then finding
out I didn't know what the song was, but
then finding out it's a National Guard
song by Three Days Grace. Three doors
down.
>> Got three doors down.
>> Yes.
>> He's the one that just passed away. Just
passed away.
>> Just died, dude. Read these. Read these
lyrics. Trout.
>> Beyond the boundaries of your city's
lights. Stand the heroes waiting for
your cries. So many times you did not
bring this on yourself. When that moment
finally comes, I'll be there to help. On
that day when you need your brothers and
sisters to care, I'll be right there.
Citizen soldiers holding the light for
the ones that we guide from the dark of
despair. Standing on guard for the ones
that we shelter. We'll always be ready
because we will always be there. For
when there are people crying in the
streets. For when they're starving for a
meal to eat.
>> For when they simply need a place to
make their beds. Right here underneath
my wing. You can rest your head.
>> Yeah. You got a fat [ __ ] head.
Everybody knows it.
That song is so I'm glad I didn't know
that existed
>> until now. That made me mad. I hit play.
I was like, "Ew, I don't."
>> National Guard guys love that song, man.
I'm telling you, all of them, man.
Right, Nick?
>> For sure.
>> Yeah.
>> Yep. Definitely.
>> My Space Profiles are changing their
songs right now.
I'm going to get a shirt made with just
Nick standing in front of something and
I'm going to get like I'm going to
superimpose the American flag behind him
and get Citizen Soldier over top of it.
I'm going sell it a bunker. It's going
to sell like wildfire.
>> Good.
>> Yep. Good. Good. He He's trying so hard
right now not to be mad at me. I'm not.
>> You're the the Ethan's over here like,
"Oh, I've got this brilliant plan. I'm
going to get Nick so good. I'm going to
use the t-shirt company that he owns to
make him a bunch of money. Like [ __ ]
idiot. Well, please have every copy
shipped. It's Ethan, though. Like,
everything is you on the storefront.
When they buy it, it's Ethan's standing
there. Told you I'd [ __ ] you, bro.
>> You guys,
>> can I win anything ever? [ __ ]
>> Nope.
>> Well, you're doing the fun ones, though.
You've had uh What are a couple of the
ones you've done? so far.
>> So, we did what if the US and China went
to war. That was our first episode. And
then we did what if Russia continued
after the Ukraine war, like pushed into,
and shout out to my Polish people. Y'all
are going to hold the line. I love the
Polish. Um, and then we did what if the
US didn't nuke Japan at the end of World
War II. And I think and I think
>> bat bombs.
>> What's that?
>> Bat bombs.
>> Bat bombs. Yes. But I think one of the
things with that one, the the conclusion
that we came to, and I I think Nick will
agree with this, and maybe you guys as
well, is
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were like a a
case study for the entire world. Like
everyone saw that and was like, we
probably shouldn't do that again. So
what we came to the conclusion of is
during the Cold War, especially like
1983, we came really, really close to to
nuclear war with Russia. And I think
that having seen what happens when we do
that, everyone was like, "Let's just all
chill the [ __ ] out. Let's just all
chill." And if we hadn't nuked them, I
think the Cold War, and so does Cappy. I
think the Cold War would have gone hot.
I think we absolutely
>> So the situation is that like nukes do
exist, but we just didn't use them.
>> Yes. Yes.
>> I disagree.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
I the Cold War may have went hot and we
may have used nukes, but I don't think
the Soviets would have gotten nukes if
it weren't for us using them.
>> Yeah, that's fair. That's fair to look
at. I I don't think it would have been
as high of a priority for them to try to
steal nukes because at that time from
everything I've read from the Japanese
nuclear program, the Soviet nuclear
program, a lot of people in not
necessarily the scientists, but like the
people in charge of the funding for the
scientists were starting to believe that
like a nuclear bomb wasn't possible. So
like they they didn't believe it. So
like uh cuz I did a bunch of research on
the the warlord the war leader meetings
that like Hirohito had with the heads of
the army and the navy
>> and the majority of the military
highranking leadership after we had
bombed Hiroshima
>> either didn't believe that it was a
nuclear bomb or if they were willing to
believe that it may have been a nuclear
bomb were thoroughly convinced that
there's no way America has more than
like one or who
>> because that's the one story you said
they also surrendered because they
thought we had a thousand.
>> Correct. Because that Marcus McDilda got
shot down and he's like, "Yeah, we've
got like thousands of them, bro." Like
that was a huge huge part of it. Yeah.
>> Which is absolutely terrifying at that
time. You're like, "Fuck, dude. They
could delete Japan."
>> Yeah. So like I don't think I think we
might have used them on the USSR
potentially, but I don't think they
would have been as like focused on
stealing the technology and developing
it. So I think
>> So you don't think like the Rosenbergs
would have existed?
>> There wouldn't have been a purpose. It's
untested material. They would have been
doing whatever they thought best at the
time, their weapons. They wouldn't have
seen something that clearly shows mass
destruction at a level they've never
seen. Okay, now we have to acquire that.
>> Well, this is the thing though. Weren't
the if I'm not mistaken, I haven't read
about the Rosenber Rosenberers or
Rosenbergs. Yeah. In a while, but
weren't they both present at Trinity?
So, like they had like firsthand, we saw
this thing go on.
>> There's more than one too. I mean like
Claus Fuks was a big part of it, but
like there's multiple spies and
everything there. I just don't think
>> I don't know. I don't think they would
have
>> even if they did get the technology like
I I don't think that they would have
been putting all their eggs in that
basket cuz they didn't know it would
work. You know what I mean?
>> That's fair. I I I can.
>> So, like I really don't know.
>> I don't know. It gets weird.
>> I We love diving down that rabbit hole.
I had a lot of fun with that. We just
did the what if the US and the cartel
like we went loud with the cartel. And
>> are we are we trying to win or are we
trying to raise Boeing's stock price?
>> What's our goal this time?
>> That's fair. We uh we looked at a lot of
different things with that one. Um I
didn't know this and maybe you guys did.
Did you know the cartel are trafficking
two big things that I never even thought
of? Avocados and gasoline.
>> Avocados. Yeah, I did a video on that in
a while.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. They were they were cornering the
avocado market in Mexico.
>> I see. I had not heard that. I thought
it was just all like illegal [ __ ]
Drugs, guns, people, whatever.
>> I think the mafia still runs olive oil.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I think like
>> cuz then it's a legal substance that
you're you don't have to worry about
that portion and you're making billions
of dollars.
>> Yeah. I figured we would go loud as soon
as the you know someone touched the oil.
Uncle Sam is real particular about oil
boats.
We care about war crimes sometimes
unless we commit them and then it's
like, well, say the line, Nick. You want
to say the line?
>> It's never a war crime the first time.
>> Exactly that one.
>> Yeah. I think I made a video back in
like it might have been like 2019 2020
about the the cartels going after
avocado markets because they're such a
profitable market. Every [ __ ] and
sorry. Oh [ __ ]
every every person in California, you
know, they want avocados. And then it
spread across the United States. It's
like they're superfoods. And started
pushing avocados are superfoods.
Everyone wants avocados. So the car
>> five bucks of avocados.
>> Obviously, they went to the little
avocado farms in Mexico and they're
like, "Hey, this is ours now.
>> I hate avocados."
>> You know, it's you're going to like to
hear this. I told this to Chris Cappy
and I couldn't believe it. Some I don't
know how true it is. I haven't obviously
checked this out myself, but there was a
woman on the internet who said, you
know, avocado tastes like clean. Haven't
had one since. Haven't tasted one since.
>> You're still not going to trick me into
eating an avocado.
>> Almost had me.
>> Maybe you want that avocado.
>> I just get mad. They They all have the
same prize in them. It should be
something cool.
>> Just a wooden ball. A wooden ball.
>> I hate that.
>> I love my friend so much. Am I honest?
This is stupid.
Oh, good god. Yeah, we we've gotten a
bunch of them. Some of them are like
historical and we've looked at some more
modern things um with different
countries.
It's just it's really cool to just
tabletop war game some of those
situations and scenarios cuz uh like I
was able to say well Fort Blizz Japan
give up though like if the nukes weren't
dropped.
>> So if they weren't and I mean like
obviously
>> we have burnt that [ __ ] to the ground
with bats. Yeah, we would have just I
mean we were part of the reason we nuked
Nagasaki and Hiroshima is cuz they were
pretty much all that was left. Like
there was not a whole lot left. And I
mean yeah, you could argue like innocent
people, but it's also military
infrastructure.
>> There was one that we switched.
>> Hiroshima. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were
specifically selected because they had
not been subjected to major bombing
raids prior and they wanted the data on
how much devastation one bomb could do
both. So they had the data, but it also
showed the point of this city was
untouched and one [ __ ] plane did
this.
>> Yeah.
>> So that was part of it.
>> That's Did we switch one?
>> Kyoto.
>> Kyoto and then that went to Nagasaki,
>> I think. So yeah,
>> that was like storms or
>> uh cloud cover.
>> Uh yeah. Was it Kyoto? Because No, Kyoto
was cuz it was beautiful and the one
congressman was the ambassador to Japan.
Oh, I thought you were talking about
like in the air because there was a
second there like uh it was either
Nagasaki or Hiroshima was a secondary
target because they went to their
primary one and it was just like
overcast and the clouds were real low
and they're like we can't observe this
record this.
>> I think through all of our years in
business on the internet, we've all used
Shopify. I've used it for merch and my
skate shop and a couple other
businesses.
>> I will actually agree 100% on that.
Everything we do is run through Shopify.
>> Even bunkers run through Shopify. Our
shoes, which is a separate company, is
run through Shopify and they talk
together because of Shopify. Shopify
runs the world. Did you know Shopify
will actually help you design a website?
Also, Cody,
>> I know. I didn't know about starting an
online store when I started my career
online and Shopify just made it super
super easy for my dumb
>> Brandon. What happens if people haven't
heard about my brand? No,
>> that's actually easy, Eli. Shopify helps
you find your customers with easytouse
email and social media campaigns. Steph,
Cody, what happens if I get stuck?
>> Shopify is always around to share advice
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>> Step support, bro. You got my back
>> and your front.
>> Shopify helps millions of businesses
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>> On some shoes, on some merch, bunker.
No, we've all been doing this for over a
decade and Shopify is the easiest
e-commerce platform we've ever used. I
think every single one of us has used
Shopify at one point.
>> I think all our businesses right now are
using Shopify.
>> No, except mine, but that's because it's
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What's crazy, and I didn't know about
this until I read there was a book
called um
>> Oh [ __ ] I read it years ago. And it was
>> the red fern gross. No,
>> it was hop on pop.
>> Uh and it pretty much explains like what
led up to World War II and the the
Japanese uh uh industrial revolution and
like how they expanded. And we we kind
of did some [ __ ] up way back when.
Like we handed them Korea. I don't know
if you guys know that. A lot of people
are unaware that. Like we had our our
dignitaries there and our ambassadors
and stuff and like we met with the
Japanese and we were like, "Hey, you
know what would be really cool? This
peninsula over here that's known as
Korea. Anyways, we're leaving. Bye." And
like we just took our people out of
Korea. This is like 1930 something.
Yeah.
>> I'm not surprised. I mean, you told the
story about the one dude. It's like I
we're not telling you about your family.
They're getting kidnapped.
>> Yeah.
>> Like not surprised.
>> Yeah.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> Oh yeah, dude. back then. I mean, it was
just it was halves and have nots. And
I'm sorry like for anyone out there, and
you can cancel me if you want to, but
for anyone who's like, well, you know,
you guys did this, America did this, and
Native American genocide. Like, don't
get me wrong, all that bad, but at the
same time, don't get mad because people
with my complexion were better at
stealing territory than yours. I don't
Okay, like just
>> I don't understand.
>> Okay, Billy is
>> I don't understand the outrage over the
nuclear bombings in particular. It
doesn't make sense to me because like
>> it's what if lane.
>> No, but no, it's not even that. Like we
bomb the [ __ ] out of a lot of people at
a lot of different points and it's just
like nuking Japan was so wrong and it's
like okay it's fine. Like killing people
with bombs is objectively bad. I agree.
But like why are we hyperfixated on this
one bomb because of the type of B? Like
do you think the guy that got blown up
by a conventional bomb or an incendiary
bomb is any more dead than the guy that
got blown up by a nuclear bomb? Like I
don't understand.
the the anger of like the type of bomb
in particular.
>> It's one piece of history that they
actually know about. So it's like, well,
that one was bad. It's like, okay, in
any it's no different than being mad
about one genocide going on now versus I
think it's like 12 or 18 genocides going
on in the world. It is. I know this one.
>> Why you need to also know this? And
since I feel bad about it, you should
feel bad about it. You mention all the
other ones going on. and they're like,
>> I haven't read on that one.
>> Cuz people don't care. They they want
what's right in front of them and they
they hyperfixate on that. I will say
what is going on in in the modern world
uh with like the the free Palestine
people and stuff like that, you know,
whatever. It's not
>> Hold on. That was that was like two
months ago. We're we've move we moved
on.
>> We have new profile picks. Sorry. Sorry.
My bad. We're buffering. We're we're due
for a new one. The Minnesota thing got
resolved. Now we need to the new the new
drop should be any minute now. Any
minute.
>> What are we mad at this month?
>> I hate that. What are we mad at this
month?
>> What flag? Yeah. What flag should I put
in my [ __ ] bio this month?
>> Uh and just like I mean being in the
geopolitical space paying attention to
how everything in the world works. The
And me and Nick talked about this. I
think it was on a kind of consensual
episode. The people who when we took
Maduro were pissed off but they're also
pro- Ukrainian. And it's like, don't you
see this is [ __ ] up Russia's war
machine? Like, that was a good idea for
us to go into Venezuela and take out
>> I don't understand functionally what is
the difference between Joe Biden putting
a $50 million bounty on a foreign
leader's head versus just sending Delta
Force to go get him? Like, Cody, you
were you were a cop, right? Like
>> wouldn't I be convicted of murder or
like tried for murder if I two options I
could shoot someone or I could hire a
hitman to go shoot someone for me.
Aren't I getting convicted or like
charged with murder and getting put in
prison? Either way,
>> yeah, conspiracy either way.
>> Like I'm like I'm equally as in the
wrong for that person's death. So, it's
like, what is the difference between
just putting a $50 million reward on
somebody's head versus just going and
getting them anyways?
>> Yeah.
>> Like, it's functionally the same thing.
>> I just I was so impressed.
>> Just one's cheaper.
>> I I I just know there's there's some
like really happy housekeeper
who is in that palace who is on an
island right now just like counting
their money.
>> Oh, yeah.
and all the people like the the Russian
superiority retards. Like you will not
get a better case study for like the
[ __ ] doesn't work against us than
Venezuela. They just they beat their
chest. We have these radars. We have
these systems. We can see this. This
makes your your stealth invisible, which
is so
>> That wasn't fair.
>> Yeah. And you used a sound weapon. Just
>> that wasn't fair. I wasn't ready.
You can either vomit a whole bunch or
you can have suppressed 300 Blackout
remove your brain out the far side of
your
>> fun in games until the blacked out
shinook blaring Sosa pulls up
>> which was [ __ ] cool man.
>> I loved waking up to it.
>> Dude, I
someone someone asked
>> this is a new war. No, it's over. It's
John. Don't worry about the war part.
They're gone. Also, they blew up a
monument.
on the way out.
>> Brand Brandon uh he had a question the
other night at one of his things and and
you know he's not here right now so I'm
I'm kind of
>> speak for him.
>> Yes, of course.
>> Yeah, I'm going to speak for him
completely.
>> Uh
>> he puts on the brand a pointy white.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Like no no
>> hell what?
>> No. Well, he had a town hall the other
night and one of the veterans asked him
or it was a like a female veteran asked
was like, "How do you think uh how do
you feel about us getting involved in
other countries like warfare like the
Iraq Afghanistan war, the 20 years that
all of our friends got caught up in, we
got caught up in and stuff." And
Brandon's response was, "If we can go in
in 7 minutes and remove a president from
a country, I'm all for that. But I do
not want to create a 20-year war that
gets people hurt." Absolutely. That that
was I think the biggest takeaway for me
cuz I always look at things in like
layers aside from when I wanted to break
down the air defense piece and how
Venezuela was just [ __ ] dunked on in
a way you've never read about. Um like
when that happened I think all of us
asked the same question like why the
couldn't we do that to Saddam? Like it
was only 20 years ago. Why couldn't we
just [ __ ] go in yoink old boy out be
like hey you're our property now and
give him back to his people and be like
cool you should execute that guy.
>> I mean how long did the war in Iraq
officially last? like 14 years or Oh,
you're talking about the actual like the
Oh, that was like 37 days.
[01 : >> I'm so I get so annoyed with this
conversation of like what is a war,
right? Because it's like I I feel like
there's a significant difference between
a war and occupying a place and trying
to build a nation and trying to train a
group of people to be a different type
of culture.
>> Like those are two different things in
my mind. Like if you can walk in,
overthrow the government,
>> and then you run that [ __ ] you won the
war. And that's been the standard for
all of human history.
>> If the Romans rolled up, killed all your
government, and then the Romans were in
charge with the army there, like the
Romans won the war. What are we talking
about? And so I don't
>> Oh yeah. It's like all the [ __ ] the
shills on the internet. Like you lost in
Afghanistan.
>> Yeah. By what metric? cuz all the people
in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA.
Like, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
>> NO. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, DUDE. I'm
>> If I roll up and I live in your house
with a gun and just beat the [ __ ] out of
you whenever I feel like it for 20 years
and then one day I decide to move out or
you're like, "Yeah, keep walking,
mister. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." IT WAS
so [ __ ] laughable.
>> We used 1% of our military potential. By
the way, we had rules where we couldn't
shoot missiles at you. We dropped how
many Jams or Moabs? Won the entire time.
>> One Moab. Yeah, one Moab.
>> And we collapsed.
>> We could drop We could drop those
willy-nilly.
>> Yeah.
>> If If it wasn't for our rules, America
had a good old Fourth of July every day
of the week. The old Willy Willyilly
Moab.
>> Dude, dude, if you dropped 30 MOABs.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Stop [ __ ] around real quick. I
wouldn't around. Have you heard the
allied like the accounts of uh Allied
forces on the ground? Like not
Americans? No.
>> Like there's been like a bunch of like
British and like Danish dudes that were
like, "Oh my god, the Yanks nuked them.
>> They literally thought we dropped a nuke
when that happened."
>> I I do Okay, I have a question. Okay.
For Missile Guy.
>> All right. We uh we took out another
like narco boat the other day
>> and I'm curious about the the exact
ordinance that takes them out because
you see it hit the boat and then you see
like a splash zone like
>> Yeah. fragmentation side.
>> Yeah. How does how does that that
particular ordinance work?
>> So from what I can tell um granted
there's not even a frame of being able
to see the missile in most shots. Um,
I'm going to say that it's probably the
AGM114 Hellfire, uh, which is an
air-to-surface that we have them on
Apaches, we have them on AC130JS. I
mean, if it can carry a Hellfire, it's
there. Drones, all sorts of [ __ ] And
it's I think it'sund and some odd pounds
total. I think it's like
>> uh what you mean like how much is a
missile? Oh, uh, Hellfires
>> like 170 grand.
>> Yeah, like 200 grand somewhere in there.
>> Can we do like a burst with the
>> Well, this is the thing. The first one,
the first one I saw that he posted a
video on a mortgage, homie.
>> If you look at that very first video, it
was the boat and there's no
fragmentation pattern. The boat is just
on fire, which tells me that's Helios,
which is the high energy laser with
integrated optical dazzler system or
something. Yes, Dazzlers.
>> Dazzlers [ __ ] diabolical.
>> I hate dying to that.
Oh [ __ ]
>> The bomb hit me.
>> Oh no, where' my wiener? Oh, sorry. Oh
god. Uh, so but for the AGM14 Hellfire,
those ones since they're being fired
from above, they should be a top down
attack style, just laser guided, uh, not
thermal or anything else like that,
which is an easy shot. And then those
ones have a fragmentation. Well, some of
them some of the warheads are hit. Some
of them are are fragmentation. And then,
of course, you have the R9X Hellfire,
the Ginsu missile,
>> which is the same missile, but it's
traveling.
>> Samurai swords.
>> Yeah. 13inch blades, six of them at Mach
1.7, if I remember off the top of my
head correctly.
>> That's my favorite.
>> Yeah, that's just [ __ ] wild.
>> I love American.
>> When I came out with that video, there
wasn't It wasn't even on the Wikipedia
page yet.
>> Oh, it's so good. The [ __ ] we'd be
building. So,
>> it's so accurate, which is more
terrifying.
>> Oh, yeah. They just shredded that one
portion of that car.
>> Uh well, the one that where it became
popular when I did my video was the who
was the uh he was like one of the guy
architects behind 911 that we were
looking for forever.
>> Oh. Um you're talking about the dude on
the the
>> the balcony.
>> Yeah. Oh,
>> we we knew where this guy was living
>> and he was every morning he would go out
and drink coffee on his balcony
>> and that's when we hit him with this
[ __ ] katana missile just on his
balcony having his morning coffee done
and it's traveling faster than the speed
of sound. You don't even hear that
[ __ ] coming. It's it's going to
hit you and it's going to hit you hard.
I mean it's Hellfire is a solid missile.
It's a it's cheap in the world of
missiles. It's affordable. Um, so what
were you asking specifically about the
ones that hit the boats?
>> No, I I was just watching the the boat
in particular. It was a a splash on the
sides. You see the water come up?
>> Yeah.
>> Like like uh horizontally, not vertical
where like the vote the boat was
pointing. It just went to the sides and
that boat was taken out.
>> So some of them um mostly the AGM14 has
so many configurations and we don't even
know about all of them. They do have
like uh uh shape charges inside some of
them for anti- arour. Uh so like they'll
they'll kind of split right before they
impact. Kind of creates a small
fragmentation and then when they hit
creates a shape charge to punch right
through. That one I think was just a
simple fragmentation pattern. So it
probably came down and split across that
way.
>> Um so it's I don't know. I want to say
there's like six or seven pounds of
explosive in there and then the
fragmentation itself is just the the
explosive is encased in basically a
giant pineapple grenade.
>> That's why I want to [ __ ] with America.
This is a narco. Anyone? I've got homie.
>> I got Steve with katana blades and he's
drinking his morning coffee.
>> I I said it a long time ago on the
podcast and it's been clipped like a
thousand times. I was just like, if
anyone else in the military had made
something like that, we would be
panicking. But because it was us, the
whole world's like, "All right, that
that checks out."
>> I mean, unless they're just innocent
fishermen with their eight motors that
cost [ __ ] $100,000 a piece,
>> not a single net or a fishing pole or
>> Yeah. Just like it's poor fisherman with
the nicest boats ever.
>> That's
>> Yeah. What's up with milliondollar
boats?
>> They're not taking care of their family.
Was like, "Oh homie, have you seen this
new I can catch fish real fast?"
>> I tweeted about it cuz I was just like
for a while
>> fish are going down.
Do you remember like do you remember the
smuggness of people like 10 years ago
that were like the war in the Middle
East is all about oil. Like how smug
they were about it. people were trying
to do that level of smuggness about the
Venezuelan thing when they're like this
is all about oil and like Donald Trump
comes out like yeah it's about oil and
it's just like and they're still sitting
there like
>> did you know this is about oil yes we
know everybody knows nobody gives a [ __ ]
LIKE NOBODY CARES LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS
this like
>> do you think there's anything else out
there important enough to kill and die
for you but oil is important
>> even the civilians were like well I mean
they could take I mean Russia and
everyone else was taking the exact same
thing from us was is America. What
changed?
>> The guy at the bar buying you drinks is
just trying to sleep with you. Yeah. No
[ __ ] Obviously. Like what? What are we
talking about? Like,
you're so enlightened. You're so
intelligent. Tell me more. Like,
>> god forbid we make the country we live
in richer.
>> Imagine that.
>> That's [ __ ] wild.
>> I just don't think people realize how we
got to this point. And then it is the
same people, well, why aren't they
defending Ukraine more?
>> Mhm.
>> But then is, well, why' they take out
that dictator? which we talked about.
It's like, hey, we get a you should take
out what North Korea dictator like
there's a bunch of bad dictators which
we could go remove but then well that
one hey let's stop this it helps
Ukraine.
>> Yeah,
>> but still bad guy. You're always going
to be the bad guy when you are removing
>> period
>> evil from the world.
>> It doesn't half the population looks at
the entire world through the lens of
okay there's a conflict between two
parties. Which party has more power?
That's the bad guy. That's the only They
look at everything in a power vacuum and
that's how they grade all of the [ __ ]
world and ethics and morals and
everything. Who's more powerful? That's
the bad one. Don't care. No context is
required. Don't care what the weaker
person was doing. That was horrific.
Doesn't matter because the the guy with
the more power was able to stop them in
a manner that wasn't fair. So, they're
bad.
>> Yeah. To anyone who's like, "Oh, we
shouldn't get involved in Iran." We used
to be super cool with Iran until their
Islamic Revolution in 1979. And prior to
that we like they had a great economy.
We were doing good. Everyone was [ __ ]
happy. And now since then, oh crazy 1979
that happens. And then 1983 the Beirut
bombing from an organization that has
direct ties to the [ __ ] Cuds brigades
in Iran. They literally have a shrine
dedicated to one of the bombers from the
[ __ ] Beirut bombing. Like dude,
>> Iran is the center of everything that is
wrong in the Middle East.
>> People are going to be mad at M. Nick. I
think you need to Yeah, I got to go.
>> Okay. You got to go like
>> Connor, you want to come sit in
>> Connor?
>> Yeah, we can go on for a little bit
more.
>> All right, boys.
>> All right.
>> Bye, everyone.
>> So,
>> now we got Connor. Connor has replaced
Nick.
>> I am the fat electrician.
>> You're Oznik.
>> He is Nick.
>> All right. We We got a new bully here.
>> Yeah. With a normalsized head.
So, I was going to tell uh everyone
here, we have our first foreign customer
of IBCS, the Integrated Air Missile
Defense Battle Command System. It's an
acronym within an acronym. It's a
program I worked on for 4 years. So, I'm
going to be very careful and tread
lightly because I'm still under a
non-disclosure agreement, but um Poland
has bought the system. Now, the crazy
thing, this system has been in the works
for over 10 years. Um, and the reason
why it's taken so long is aside from
North of Grumman biting off more than
they can chew. You're figuring it out,
but it's it's taking some time. Um, so
imagine this. Um, you were in the Navy,
so you might be familiar with like the
Aegis combat system on how it can like
talk to the different ships and like you
can defend this ship from this ship and
and things like that.
>> So imagine that, but for every air
defense system in the US and foreign
arsenal
>> and you can they all talk to each other.
>> They all talk to each other. But not
just talk to each other because right
now so like Russia and China they have
systems where like this radar will see
it and tell this radar to find it
because this is the the uh so this is
the tracking and acquisition radar and
this is the guidance radar
>> and then the guidance
>> the yeah S300 has a system like that the
400 the well the 500's a pipe dream but
yeah
>> that's the one we shut down completely
>> well we [ __ ] their S300's up harm
doesn't give a about you the high-speed
anti-radiation missile it'll hunt your
radar down and [ __ ] it up all day long
>> that's so this system is that level of
tech and I love America's like huh We've
had that for a long time. I mean, it's
gone.
>> And
>> we fly in with helicopters, which are
the slowest craft we have.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> And then leave without taking a single
casualty. Still [ __ ] wild to me.
>> So, with this one, it's a step further.
Um, their whole thing, their whole
mantra is any shooter, any sensor. So,
imagine like this. Let's say I'm
guarding the straight of Hormuz or the
Red Sea or something like that. I have
my system set up there. I have Patriot
launchers. I have THA tippy twos. I have
just all these different sensors and
systems talking to each other. And now
here comes a carrier strike group. Well,
I change my frequency. They get into my
frequency and boom, I now have control
of their missiles. I can see what their
radar sees. They can have control of my
missiles. So, does lead to some other
issues there for like kill chain and
stuff like that. But let's say a threat
comes through, I have better eyes on the
threat. So, I have a better sensor
tracking the threat, but they have a
better what we call PK or probability of
kill with their interceptors. I can go
through the the channels and whatever,
and I can I can pull the trigger and and
fire the missile off of their ship using
my radar's data, and then as it's in the
air, let's say there's an F-35 up there,
an F-35 can grab the missile mid-flight
and send it all the way in. Like, IS
you're passing the ball.
>> Yeah. It's It's like imagine a football
can kill.
>> Yeah. Yeah, people
>> between nations or
>> Poland now right now. Yeah, Poland does
have it. They're the first country to
stand one up. Uh it's like a $6 billion
system or something like that. But
Poland got on the docket years ago.
They're like, "We want it when it
works."
>> Yeah, because you're also teaming up
with team number one.
>> Oh yeah. Poland loves America.
>> They [ __ ] love us.
>> Are they're good boys.
>> So basically the goal is with this
anything can talk to anything. And so I
could fire circumstantially lasers off
of a Patriot radar. I could fire Patriot
interceptors off of a THA tippy 2 radar.
You could fire Aegis uh SM2s and SM6s
off of a THA Tippy 2. Like everything
interacts with one another and they all
talk to each other and they can pass
interceptions between each other while
they're flying. Like it's dude, it's
insane. No other country in the world
can do this. No one else. It is the most
scary Skynet [ __ ] mesh network air
defense system in the world. And Poland
got on board and we now have one
operational in Guam, which if you didn't
know, Guam is the most heavily air
defended land mass on Earth. Like
anywhere in the world, Guam has more
firepower.
>> Is it controlled by people or computers?
>> Uh so people are the ultimate ones.
Yeah. Yeah. people were the trigger
pullers, but uh the computer systems
themselves will like help uh deconlict
because so the main problem you run into
with the system and it's really hard to
do is a radar is not a radar is not a
radar. Now that let me explain what I
mean there. So you can have two Patriot
radars right next to each other looking
at the same target in the air. That
target is going to look slightly
different to each of those radars. When
you have 10 radars looking at the same
target, you get what's called track
dueling, which you'll have one track up
there, but you'll see 17 of them all
over each other because that's how many
radars. So, through a series of
background processes, it compensates for
the mechanical biases in those systems
because they're not all made perfect and
creates one composite track across all
of them. So, everyone sees it the same,
everyone can shoot it the same, everyone
has the same control of the
interceptors. Like, it's it's wild. If
you could break that down into a
metaphor for a [ __ ] like me.
>> Just um
>> I was I was thinking the five-year-old
breakdown too. Explain it like I'm five.
>> Okay. So,
>> is this like a LAR system? So, it's all
painting at the same time, but now each
one has a more clear image because all
of them are working together.
>> Yes. You're getting a ton of data about
that track. So, it's like if I sight in
a rifle at long distance
>> and I hand you that rifle, you're not
going to hit exactly where I hit because
of the the that optic and the way it's
designed. So, imagine
>> I could hand you that rifle and you
fired perfectly exactly where I was
hitting because you see it the exact
same I do, but we did that like with
just our brains.
>> I changed how your brain works and it
compensates for it and your vision now
works how mine does.
>> Got it. Okay, great analogy.
>> So, does that make sense to everybody?
>> Yeah. So yeah, Aegis Combat System has
been doing that for a little while, but
getting that onto the landside with all
the different shooters and sensors that
we have has been an overwhelming
uh undertaking. Like I said, North of
Grumman, hats off to you guys cuz that
was way too much for you to chew. you
bid off way too much cuz like Rathon
makes better command and control systems
and that's what IBCS is but Rathon bid
it way higher and North said we could do
this and it was when I was originally
working on the system it was not good it
was oh it was bad and now I I mean I was
talking to some friends out there and
they're like yeah no it's working and I
just read on the news that Poland has it
and they've uh announced initial
operability status of it so they're cuz
Poland has Patriot Poland has S300s
Poland has um
>> Poland's super safe right now
>> oh yeah they have all sorts to [ __ ]
They're just bringing all of it in.
>> You geted up in two world wars and you
learn your lesson. They learn real
quick. Like it I couldn't be happier
with who got it first and I'm glad the
system worked. One of the main problems
that like when when I was working with
the system is you have the contractors
who want the system to work and they're
willing to I'm not saying all
contractors, but some of them are
willing to like, oh, that's not a big
deal. We'll fix that in another build.
Oh, that's not a big deal. But the way I
looked at it when I was working out
there, the buck stops with me. You
wouldn't send an infantryman overseas
with a rifle that doesn't work. So why
am I going to send air defenders
overseas with a system that didn't work?
I was like, we may not make it perfect,
but I'm going to get as close to perfect
before it goes out. And everyone I
worked with at White Sands had the same
mentality. So the fact that it's out and
Poland has it, they must have worked out
the kinks. So we're getting there. It's
eventually you could you wouldn't do
this, but you could control every air
defense system in the world from this
room.
Yeah. That includes groundbased
midcourse defense, THAAD, uh, SBXC based
Xband radar, the Cobra Dane radar. You
could fire uh, realistically Trident
missiles if you wanted to off of it.
Standard Missile 6, standard missile 2.
Like everything America has, you could
fire from that damn thing.
>> That's terrifying with AI.
>> We've given Skynet the keys. It's
>> like, hello.
>> Oh man,
>> I don't like any of this. Hard cut to
the Afghanistan military trying to do
jumping jacks.
And then what we can do, it's like you
can fire all this from a single room.
>> Yeah.
>> Dude, it's so wild to just see
everything starting to network together
and work. And then the F-35 also had
another update. So, you know, counter
fires or like you've heard of
counterfires, right?
>> So, counterfires is basically enemy
shoots a, you know, a rocket at you or
an artillery at you, you know, indirect
fire. You then have to figure out where
that came from.
Well, air defense systems are really
good at finding out where that thing
came from. Like, by the time your
missile is in boost phase, I know
exactly where it came from. And I don't
mean exactly like, oh, within this 100
yards. No, like 13-digit grid, I know
exactly where it came from. Well, they
just upgraded the F-35. So, now on top
of that jet up there dropping bombs,
hunting down other targets. It can track
like artillery and rockets from the
ground and pass that data in real time
to counter fire.
>> That's wild because so during the surge
and all this, this is how a lot of Iraq
or Afghan they drive up to certain
portions, they would drop mortars and
then they dip
>> and then they just mortar the base
really quick. And then like props to
them how accurate they were with [ __ ]
mortars off just
>> Oh yeah. They don't even have stands on
them half the time just holding the
tube. And they're they're hitting the
base like they're doing a fantastic job.
But they would dip because
>> incoming.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. And you're
[ __ ] And then everyone would run.
We'd stay. We get check our email.
>> Yeah.
>> Eventually get to a point if I'm going
to die and doing it in air conditioning.
>> My brother has a good story about
jerking off.
>> Well, almost getting
John
like
in the west. I'm either going to come or
die.
That's a very specific military core
memory right there.
>> These North and Grum [ __ ] still
owe me a couple million dollars.
>> Seriously?
>> Yeah. [ __ ] them, dude.
>> What' they do? What did Grummy Bear do
to you?
>> Grubby Bear.
>> That's what I call him. Gummy bear.
>> My 9/11 story. [ __ ]
>> What happened? I I elaborate, please, if
you don't mind.
>> He was in the military. So he
>> Yeah.
The only Navy achievement medal that I
have is because I figured out that North
of Grumman there's a system that's been
around forever like TCAST tan.
>> They accounted for like mountainous
terrain blah blah blah. Airplane should
avoid that. And I was like they don't
account for modern day structures
>> and I got a Navy achievement medal cuz I
pointed that out. Wrote a huge [ __ ]
paper on it.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> It could have prevented 9/11. That's the
joke going around.
>> Oh. And because I was a [ __ ] E3 in
the military when I wrote this paper up,
I got a nice Navy achievement medal. But
I pointed out that every system, every
aircraft system, TKN and TCAS in the
entire world, they didn't account for
man-made structures. And I feel like
North of Grumman owes me a [ __ ]
couple million dollars for updating
every aircraft system in the entire
world.
>> [ __ ] it. We're going to Huntsville,
Alabama. Let's go talk to them.
>> I'll go talk to these [ __ ]
>> Cody was hit with a missile. It was
I just I just had I just had to air out
my
>> I had to air out my beef with [ __ ]
North of Grumman.
>> You know, it's whatever.
>> They make really good bombers, though.
That's one thing that North excels
>> at. They're cool. They're cool guys.
>> We got new We love the
military-industrial complex.
>> It doesn't exist cuz McDonald's made
money.
>> Oh my god. Yes. We just talked about
>> I was like, man,
Trout's crash out after that was
>> when I stood up and I was like, the [ __ ]
are you talking about,
>> dude? How dude Trout, how are you
feeling about the Epstein files? You're
loving it. I know everyone wants to know
about this [ __ ] I loved your video, by
the way. That got me laughing laying on
the floor. Eli just put Yeah. You just
put [ __ ] Connor back in his
existential crisis now.
>> I know. Yeah. I've been on that train
for [ __ ] weeks. What set me off was
the So, you can go
>> there's a website. It's like
jmail.world,
I think it is. Oh, yeah.
>> And it puts you into his uh Gmail
account. So, you can see his emails, you
can see his drive, and everything's
heavily redacted. Boa really sent me
over the edge was the uh the pictures.
They're all super super redacted, but
you can still like through context clues
pick up what they were up to and it's
just the most evil,
heinous, demonic [ __ ] you cannot
imagine. So yeah, when all this [ __ ] got
released, the new Epstein files dropped.
Um I was like, I I have a phenomenal
idea. I'm going to drink 17 beers and
read the Epstein files and be horribly
upset. And that's exactly what the [ __ ]
happened. But yeah, everything that's
been revealed in them because there's so
many. And so I was just doing like
keyword searches and it it gets worse
and worse and worse the more you read.
And the fact that
>> Well, thankfully going to hap people
will be held accountable.
>> Yes, of course. That was Yeah, the
sentence I was saying was the the fact
that nobody's doing anything about this.
We're not dragging people out to the
guillotines right now. It just is
sickening to me.
>> They're telling they're telling us to
let us eat cake. That's what it is.
>> Yeah. And it's Yeah. That that
>> that's the only
>> This is the [ __ ] I've been talking about
like as a quote unquote conspiracy
theorist for years and then to be
vindicated feels horrible.
>> Oh, dude. to know that all this [ __ ] was
actually happening and it's worse than
you thought
>> like makes me sick to my stomach. I for
some reason I thought like the
>> like learning that oh yeah, I was right.
It's like we got them and then nothing's
[ __ ] happening.
>> Well, imagine what the flatearthers feel
cuz that's the only one that wasn't
proven true.
>> Now the earth is convex and carried on
the back of a giant turtle.
>> I seen that one today. I was cracking
up. I was like, the day you said you
were like diving into that, you're like,
"Yeah, I'm just going to look at these
things today." Like 5 hours later, I
look at your story on Instagram. You're
laying in the kitchen floor just staring
at the ceiling listening to Oronoko Flow
by Enya. Sail away. Sail away. Sail
away.
>> It's It's hyper disappointing of knowing
nothing will come to it. Like that is
the first time I feel act I do not like
I've been very vocal. I don't like the
government. don't like political [ __ ]
Like military, love my country, love the
military. Like the people in charge
right now on the military side, you got
your your general Georgees, like amazing
humans. They care for war fighters. They
care for the soldiers. Government do not
give a [ __ ] about cuz that [ __ ] right
there cuz nothing will change.
>> No. And everybody's on the everybody's
on the files. They all went to [ __ ]
island and little kids.
>> Yeah. And you're like well
I'm like nope. don't give a [ __ ]
>> Yeah. The thing that I can't stand in in
like when when people are getting the
files and all of us are like this. I
don't care who's in the files. Hold them
accountable, right? Like I don't I don't
give a [ __ ] Republican, Democrat,
Libertarian, Socialist. I don't care.
[ __ ] hang them up by their feet. But
when you see these people, especially on
social media, who are like, "Oh, look.
Here's this Republican on here." It's
like, I are we going to do anything
about it? Like, I don't care. I just
don't give a [ __ ] Why are you using it
to grandstand your political opinion?
They're all pieces of all of them.
>> Also, don't think because No, no one
I've met like, well, but calm down on
that. It's everyone doesn't like anyone
that's associated with it.
>> Yeah.
>> If you're blaming like, oh, well, you're
definitive. It's like, no, no, no, don't
give a [ __ ] about that. Personally,
>> I I know nothing's going to come from it
more than likely cuz there's so many
powerful people in there, but it's it's
kind of entertaining to read through the
more obscure things. Like, we know we
know they're [ __ ] draining baby's
blood and doing the adrenal and
torturing children.
>> You and I have a very different opinion
of what's entertaining.
>> No, that's not that's not my point is
that's not the that's not entertaining
whatsoever. We know they're doing it.
They should all [ __ ] put through a
wood chipper. But like like some of the
emails, it's like Epstein's like, "Yeah,
Stephen Hawkings wanted to go on my
submarine, so his wheelchair wouldn't
fit on the submarine that we had on the
island, so I duct taped his head to a
chair and we put him on the submarine."
Just thinking about [ __ ] like that. Or
even like he loved Fortnite and World of
Warcraft, like that. It's like, "What
the [ __ ] were you guys doing?
The obscure things are are just just
wildly [ __ ] ridiculous.
>> It's a Yeah, we don't have that level of
money. I never want that level of money.
If I had that level of money, I would
never still do that.
>> You know what? Still, it wouldn't be
like can't get my rocks off anymore. No.
>> Yeah. No. If the Israeli government was
giving me tens of billions of dollars, I
would not kids.
>> No. No. Ah, that I hate the [ __ ] As
you said, it it's while it's like, oh,
the government's corrupt, it's still
it's
duh.
>> Yeah. What's new?
>> [ __ ] Oh my god. It It took you that to
figure that out. Wow. That's amazing. As
you said, as a conspiracy theorist,
everything else is true. It's like, oh,
look, everything's been unlocked year
after year, whether that's JFK or
whatever is is coming out. This is just
that next level of corruption or evil.
>> Yeah, that quote about what's the
difference between a conspiracy theory
and the truth a couple of years. Here we
are.
>> The Pizzagate [ __ ] was all real.
>> Jesus [ __ ] Christ.
>> Oh, yeah. You don't think we landed on
the moon, do you?
>> No, I think we I think we landed on the
moon.
>> Oh, okay. All right.
>> Yeah. People get pissed when I say that.
>> Who's someone yesterday?
>> Was it Zack? Zach doesn't think that we
put
>> Oh, that's the one I I was like, Zack,
Zack, come on. I was like, you think we
could keep that a secret of everything
that we can't keep secrets? I think
that's the one we would have up.
>> Yeah. I was like, Zack, you've worked
for the government. You know, it's a
bunch of just functional retards. Like,
it's you I've worked for these people
for so long. Like, people like, you
worked for the army for 16 years. Why
don't you trust the government? Because
I worked for them for 16 years. Like,
that's why
>> me landing would have been on Discord if
it was faked. Oh yeah,
>> that was the biggest I I have an opinion
about it and thank god Nick is on his
way back to [ __ ] Iowa otherwise he'd
get pissed at me. But the the moon
landing thing, the space race in general
was the biggest like goalpost shift
thing. The Russians killed a load of
humans and animals and tried to cover it
all up, but they kicked our [ __ ]
asses when it came to space travel. They
hit every record and then we shifted the
goalpost to first man on the moon and we
were like, "Nope, we got it." Because
they were the first in space or in the
outer atmosphere, then in space, then
orbit. Orbit. Yeah. They like every
metric. They kicked our ass in the space
race and then we got a we got a ban on
the moon. We were like, "No, actually
that was the goal the whole time."
>> [ __ ] look what we did.
>> Oh, yeah. It's important in that in that
moment to point out that hypersonic is
anything greater than Mach 5 and Earth's
exit velocity is like Mach 22. So, just
for everyone out there who's like,
"America doesn't have hypersonics." Like
you you have to go that fast to leave
Earth's [ __ ] gravity. God damn.
>> That's wild.
>> That's really fast though. That's really
f That's cooking.
>> Yeah. I think the maximum speed of a
GBI, which is a groundbased interceptor,
which is our groundbased midcourse
defense. It's our ICBM defense for the
US. Mach 33, 34, something like that.
Yeah, they're cooking. They they are
moving. And that's
>> how much time would take from when it
passed to when you would hear it? uh at
that speed
>> whatever the division is on
>> we're mathematicians over here regular
Einstein sitting at this table
>> you are a [ __ ] rocket autist Jesus
Christ you should know this everything
you said I'm we're in the same frame
right now and I just know my face I'm
like [ __ ] is this guy talking about
>> everyone has their thing Eli does
cameras I do missiles Cody does I don't
know breakdown racism
>> and I crank it crazy style Just put it
in the
>> 35.
>> Yeah.
>> Conor doesn't know till 10 seconds
later.
>> Just burst into flames like Chris from
Family High.
>> What happened?
>> Puts a hole in the ceiling.
>> Terror face going like this. The sonic
boom of my [ __ ]
>> Oh my god.
>> We really do have just like the weirdest
[ __ ] cornucopia of friends. Like
subject matter experts on
>> just [ __ ] little things. just random
[ __ ] Eli and Nick were talking about
guns one time on on the the was it kind
of consensual and I just sat there
quietly and then Nick like looked at me
and he's like, "This is how we feel when
you talk about missiles." Okay, that's
true.
>> All right.
>> I love your tangents though, by the way.
>> Oh, thank you so much.
>> It's always a pleasure having you down.
>> I love learning. I hear I'm like I have
no idea what he's talking about. I'm
sure everyone else also feels the same.
I'm going to shut up and listen for 10
20 minutes. I'm going to be wild.
>> I I did avionics for years and you'll
say something every once in a while and
I'm like I know that word.
>> I know that word.
>> That's what I get. Keyword
>> that was in the book. Oh man, aviation
is is it's a really cool world. The Cuz
I obviously I portray planes. Uh and
>> what's the new plane coming out?
>> The you talking about the F47?
>> 47.
>> Yes. Uh, and then there's also the FAXX,
which uh, that one's supposed to be for
the Navy. So, the F-47 is going to be an
Air Force platform, and a lot of Air
Force platforms can't land on naval
vessels cuz they don't have robust
enough like landing gear cuz when you
come down on a carrier, you're [ __ ]
slamming down.
>> Um, and stopping.
>> Yeah, it's violent really fast.
>> Absolutely violent. So, the Navy has
their program that was cancelled, now is
back, and I I don't know what's up with
that, but it's called the FAXX, and
they're building a next gener sixth
generation air platform for naval
forces,
>> cuz right now our fifth generation can
hand
six.
>> Well, so when it comes to
>> that Chinese jet like hot [ __ ]
>> so the Chinese jet, so the here we go.
There is no global agreed upon standard
for generations of aircraft. For that to
be a thing, you would have to make
public everything that is in your
aircraft. So like there's public
information about the F-22, but
>> a good maybe cars at the same time. It's
like you could have your McLaren F1 from
1992 and then whatever else came out,
the NSX 1992, and you have the fifth
generation, but they're completely
different.
>> Exactly. So, what China considers their
sixth generation, which is their uh
something dragon, don't say bad, Connor.
I knew that was that was going to come
out. I I felt it.
>> So, red the dragon.
>> I think it is the like I think it is
like the white dragon or red dragon.
>> Something like that.
>> Bad dragon.
>> The bad the dragon.
>> But supposedly they're saying like
they're already showing videos of it
flying and they're doing that on purpose
cuz it boosts their propaganda. Um,
we're probably already like tracking
those things with radars, like to get
information about them. How fast they
climb, how fast they move, what their
radar cross-section looks like. Anytime
anyone shoots or flies anything in this
world, Uncle Sam takes notes like every
single time, no matter where it is. And
like, so every time Kim Jong-un's like,
"I got a new powerful mission." Like, we
just laugh at him. We're like, we
watched everything you just did. I got
to give a shout out to [ __ ] Burnt
Peanut.
>> Oh, yes.
>> I heard the funniest quote this morning.
Someone someone in his chat said,
"Imagine living in America." And he's
like, "Mhm. Mhm. Well, we have a giant
black Dorito worth more than your
country's GDP that will level your [ __ ]
before you can think about it."
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's That's true.
>> That guy I just really quick, Bur
Peanut, great people. You're always
welcome on Unsub. Him talking about
people are uh yelling at him about
viewboding. He's like, "I don't know
what that." He's like, "You know who
does that? Haters." Haters want to say
viewing. I joined I want to be humble
for a sec. I'm going to be humble for a
second. I hate
or not humble for a second. I've went to
every server. Pacific.
Uh, Asia. What's the ocean? Ocean.
>> Oceanania.
>> That's the one. He was like, "Oh, I
don't know where the [ __ ] that is even.
I don't even know where that is on the
map." Everyone know who I am. Go [ __ ]
yourselfelves if you think I'm viewing.
>> Bro, I I jumped into one of his live
streams the other day on YouTube alone.
And speaking on content creation, we get
on that sometimes. He had 107,000
concurrent viewers on YouTube. You jump
over to Twitch, he has 70,000 concurrent
on Twitch. It's like, god damn, our
boy's doing good. And it's what we we
press on sometimes. was like, if you're
an entertaining person, you're going to
do well.
>> Bungalators,
>> like damn, dude. Yeah, the bungalers
have been blowing up.
>> That dude is hilarious. I catch his
clips sometimes and just the [ __ ] he
says, it's so Oh, it's so good. He's
just very forward and direct about
everything.
>> Black Dorito countries. [ __ ]
>> So, when it comes to generations of
aircraft, like everyone's like, "Well,
sixth gen have to be stealth." Okay.
Well, what is your definition of
stealth? For the US, our definition of
stealth is a reduction in radar
cross-section greater than 90%. So, it
has to be 90% smaller. In fact, the
stealthy stealthiest by definition
aircraft in the world is the B2 Spirit,
the stealth bomber, because it's 153
feet wide, and it shows up roughly the
size of a sparrow on radar.
>> So, like 90%
radar reduction is just the total size.
>> Yes, the total size on on radar returns.
They said 99.9.
>> It's a pigeon on radar.
>> Wow, that's cute.
>> So for other countries, so when you
compare like uh so America's fifth gen,
you know, our premier fifth gen, the
F-22 came out in 9496,
I think it was in the '90s, and it has a
radar cross-section roughly the size of
a bumblebee. So if you see a bumblebee
pulling Mach 2.2,
>> natural, a little suspicious. It's It's
a little suspicious like there's a
bumblebee on my screen hauling ass. Um,
and that's if you get a return. So
that's how big that is. The J20, which
is their Chinese uh fifth gen, is
roughly 100 times larger on radar
cross-section. So take that size of a
bumblebee, which is 0.00002
m squared.
>> 100 times more than that is what 002 m
squared or something like that. And then
the SUe57, which Russia considers their
premier stealth fifth gen, is 100 times
larger than the J20. So it has roughly
the same radar cross-section as like an
F-18.
>> So when we laugh
in there,
>> so like when they're like, we have
stealth, their stealth doesn't match our
stealth and their generations don't
match our generations. So, and we always
underell all of our capabilities. Just
if you're going to read anything about
Uncle Sam, like, hey, this radar can see
this far. Just know that it's more. Oh,
this jet can go this fast. Just know
it's more. Like, everything that Uncle
Sam pushes out there is under our
capabilities. But the enemy, they
oversell. And we've done that. So,
there's I just dropped a video on
pepperbox called um
constant peg. And I saw that at lunch
today. It cracked me up. So, constant
peg is a program we had from the '90s.
Originally, it was in the '60s all the
way through the '7s. It was like have
something. It's an Air Force program.
The Navy had some of these programs,
too. And it's where we would buy, steal,
trade, and get aggressor aircraft. And
instead of saying like, "We're going to
take these apart and study them," we
were like, "These are giant piles of
[ __ ] You know what we should do is have
our guys fight against them." So for
years, our pilots were fighting against
actual aggressor nation aircraft. They
knew where all their blind spots were.
They knew how to fight against them.
Like so the the MiG 23 went really fast
in a straight line. Like until we built
the F-15, nothing went faster. Well, the
F-111 technically, nothing went faster.
It was super fast compared to everything
that we had. But it couldn't turn for
[ __ ] So we would just take it into a
turn fight. And that's how we would beat
the MiG 23. We learned this because
pilots would defect. We paid East
Germany, I think, for the cost of a MiG
19 was roughly the cost for a new
Mercedes-Benz. And we would trade them
Mercedes-Benz for MIG19s.
We got to go back. We got to go back,
guys. You want some MIGs? Let's go get
some MiGs.
>> Give an East German a couple thousand
dollar. He He'll land the plane in
[ __ ] Florida.
>> Here's some food.
>> Blue jeans.
So yeah, we did that for years just
fighting against their stuff. And you
know, aggressor nations are like, "You
were stealing our technology." And it's
like, "No, we already had better shit."
But we were just
>> It was as if we were engaged in some
kind of cold war.
>> Imagine that.
>> You're not playing fair.
>> Cut it out, guys. Stop stealing our
pilots and our planes.
>> Where'd you get our nuke planes from?
>> That doesn't count.
>> That doesn't count.
>> We can't talk about that. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> We hung them for treason.
>> Yes.
>> And their last name ended in Steam.
>> Oh god.
>> That was the You know what's crazy is I
was I was looking into that the the
whatever the the Robert Steam
>> or no it was Berg.
>> Yeah. Rosenberg.
>> I hate my brain's like it's a good shot.
It's like two legs going like
>> and a little yon
>> LIKE FLOATS.
>> THAT'S HOW MY brain always just thinks
of movie shots. Oh my god.
>> You know the the Rosenbergs who gave all
of our nuclear secrets away.
>> Yeah. And you know what's crazy is I
thought about that and there's
love that
the Yuka
>> I've been listening to King Charles
videos too much.
>> I love them. They're my favorite group
of people. Gila fish in Israel.
So with that, I I was I was looking into
that the the Rosenbergs and
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> Are we back? Are we back? Are we back?
>> Oh, man. But I was I was thinking I was
like, there's literally nothing you
could give away to the enemy today that
would be that level of like devastation.
I could give the plans for an F-22. It
doesn't compare to giving them their
first nuclear weapon. I could give them
missiles, bombs, anything that we have
and it doesn't even compare. So like in
1953 when we hang their ass or was
electric chair, lethal, I don't even
know what we did.
>> They were hanged.
>> They were hanged. Um that was absolutely
justified.
>> Hung.
>> Well, hanged means you have a big I
think they were electrocuted.
>> Yeah. There Well, isn't there a
difference between being hung and being
hanged?
>> Yes. Being hung means you have a fat.
Being hanged means you got strangled to
death.
>> I don't know. So I'm going to trust him.
Yeah, I am hung.
>> If I was gonna myself, I would be
hanged.
>> First time.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god. Yeah, that was that's kind of
wild to think about that they just
turned over on us like that for the
Russians of all people.
>> When you have a nucle
nuclear,
>> you mean nuclear?
>> Yeah, but it's like the deterrent and
then no one when you have all countries
like don't use arson. I won't use our
That's when you [ __ ] up when you're
like, "Oh, I gave that I gave those
plans away."
>> Yeah.
>> Dude, you deserve everything you get
after that. And I mean, we even have
There's We got to look at the pay scale
cuz there was a kid arrested recently
who sold H Highar Secrets to China and
it was for like 12 grand.
>> Like
>> the [ __ ]
>> Yeah, it was on um
>> what's Yeah, Discord. And then what's
that the
>> uh the video game?
>> Roblox.
>> Oh, no. Oh, [ __ ] I'm just saying. Oh,
War Thunder. War Thunder. Yeah, the War
Thunder forums where everybody gets all
these autists get buttth hurt and
they're like, "No, actually the the
barrel mount is 3 in to the right. I
work on these as a mechanic. Here's my
[ __ ] mechanics. Here is that your top
secret manual
>> sharing top secret information about our
>> Could E3 stop being E3?
Just stop.
>> Dude, Gajun even came out. company that
made War Thunder was like, "Please stop
putting out secret information in our
video games. Like, please,
>> please don't do this.
>> They're a Russian company, right?"
>> Yeah, they're a Russian company.
>> Was it with a Japanese name? That's
what's confusing.
>> Don't pay the snail, man. Don't pay the
snail. Their their logo is a snail. So,
don't pay the snail.
>> F1 and Tech.
>> It's a free [ __ ] freeto-play game.
>> It really is. I I get to like BR4 and
then I just stop playing cuz that's
where all the sweats start. And then
I'll just start a different country and
I'm like I'm going to start out with
biplanes again and we're going to get up
to BR4 and then the sweats are going to
start and I'm like let's go find a
different country. It's all I do.
>> I've never played it. I don't know these
games.
>> Oh, War Thunder. I broke a keyboard over
War Thunder. I did. I I gamer raged in a
whole other [ __ ] level. I hit this
dude like three or four times right in
the ammo rack with uh tank penetrating
cartridges and dude just turned and one
shot at me when I was in a Sherman with
like I don't know 80 mm of armor in the
front of it and just put one right
through the front of my I was pissed. I
love that War Thunder also celebrated
Veterans Day by announcing Brandon and
then like really pushing Brandon during
Veterans Day.
>> He's like, I think they just did a cool
of me.
>> I thought I'm the most highest decorated
veteran in the history of the United
States of America
>> cuz the the ads are like celebrating
Veterans Day.
>> It's so good. It's like I hate my
friend. Did we talk about the mailers
last or yesterday on the podcast?
>> Not enough because those are I we need
to put them up. Put them up, Chase or
Finn, who is ever editing him because it
is hilarious.
>> That the the one the arrow pointing to
like pointing to his medals.
>> Oh, no. He did talk about it.
>> Okay. He did. Yeah, he did. Cuz
>> we didn't talk about the one that I was
in. [ __ ] Tony. You piece of That's
the one.
>> Yeah, it was that one of you in the
background. Oh, I hate that.
>> I've experienced that as well. It was a
It was the commercial. I think me, Cody,
and Brandon were at at lunch one day and
it came up on the TV and it's uh Brandon
Herrera mocks military veterans and then
it plays a clip from the podcast uh with
Meat Canyon in Vegas, the second half of
it. Wish that was my idea. Sorry,
Brandon. He hates that so much. But it
plays uh he's he just said like
something about Baron Trump being tall
and that was it.
>> Yeah.
>> And then it cuts to or immediately after
they pitch shift my laugh my my laughed
my laugh cuz I have that like a very
distinct loud laugh like
>> but they pitch shifted it so I sound
like a [ __ ] demon and it like punch
cuts in on my face like
>> slowed it down.
First off, I don't laugh like that.
>> Look, when you have to get your
opponent's friends involved, you're
desperate. Tony is desperate at this
point in time. I mean, the guy's he's in
the Epstein Files for all for [ __ ]
Christ's sake. The dude is in the
Epstein Files.
>> My biggest thing is just being able to
That's when I truly hated politics is
once we got to see firsthand of
Brandon's [ __ ] getting manipulated. Even
the Brandon hates veterans. So you have
Eli like 5 seconds beforehand being
like, "Tell the joke that I told you you
should have told on stage and then he
tell
got him at an event with all of his
veteran friends."
>> Yeah. He hates veterans so much he
raises hundreds of thousands of dollars
for them and autism awareness. He hates
autistic people, too.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Also, they think of Baron Trump as a
cryptid is kind of fun.
>> Oh, yeah. I mean,
>> we don't think he's a crypted, but it's
it's kind of funny to think about this
this this giant lumbering figure father.
>> It was a conceptual bit and he's like
seven feet tall.
>> No, dude. He's going to do [ __ ] great
in life.
>> Just
>> But there's just Yeah, the the crypted
Baron Trump always cracks me up.
>> Slam Duncan like this.
>> Yeah.
you if you're into talking [ __ ] about
the boy like no it's a good thing you're
going to do great in life you're awesome
but it's
>> he says he's tall
>> what what do you do TO FIGHT FOR ME IT'S
LIKE he said he was tall what is what
>> if you're in the public eye like you're
going to get made fun of and even I
enjoy some of the jokes they make about
me like I I did I I did one live stream
where I wore uh the [ __ ] tank top
like Nick does and my white balance was
alled up, dude. People were saying like
Sherwin Williams can't even match that
color. Like, dude has all the privilege.
Like, it was it was so good. They
roasted me for like a solid hour.
>> You should have doxed them.
>> It's the new rebuttal for every
me
with a fifth grade insult. I'm gonna
tell people where your kids go to
school.
>> Oh my god.
Not naming any names, but Oh,
I love this group of friends.
>> Oh, it's the best group.
>> I don't know. People make fun of me
online. I call them gay.
>> We know.
>> I think I'm currently in the lead with
the uh long f word on Twitter.
Me and Connor are fighting over this.
Who gets to say it the most?
>> Dude,
>> I will be this is my word,
>> dude. I'll be scrolling through
Instagram reels and I'll be commenting
on them and like especially when I'm
altered, my inner Cody comes out and
like I'll just say the most off-the-wall
[ __ ] Like there was some woman, she was
very heavy, didn't take care of herself,
very like hood rat and she was like
rapping towards the camera and I just I
I posted like ignore all the positive
comments and people loved it.
Oh man, there was another one. It was
like a bunch of
>> bar none goes dude bar none just
>> I've never met Jake. I really want to.
>> I love that he now has just he does not
give a and everyone has rallied behind
him and I'm like, homie, you played with
fire and then you came out stronger on
the other side. It is amazing.
>> It kills me how people don't understand
when you put yourself in the public eye,
you're going to get made fun of. Eli, me
and you have known this for [ __ ]
>> over a decade now.
>> Like, yeah, I accept it. Whatever. I up.
All right. Not even not even [ __ ] up.
It's like even if you're just the
simplest of things that you put on
social media, you're going to get made
fun of. You just roll with the punches.
You're going to roll with the punches.
>> Hate no matter what. It does not matter
how
>> good
>> easy something is. It's just going to be
like, oh, hey, like doesn't matter. Oh,
this [ __ ] what was it? I post I
didn't know uh anime nerds hate if you
grade something.
>> Grade.
>> Oh, dude, that started grade. You just
have something graded. You're like,
"Hey, I had a berserk." Like, I have
that original
>> grading company,
>> dude. Oh my god, dude. I've never I was
like, "Well, I just learned something.
People reallying hate this." And then
you have this back and forth in the
comments. It's like, "Why are you guys
so pissed? This is [ __ ] weird as
shit." Not me saying that. It's everyone
else like you're mad because he graded
it. If you would have a copy of Jer like
first,
>> you have a lot of like really cool first
edition stuff like
>> Yeah. Like me and you have been like
>> buying things and like tracking some
graded things. So people like [ __ ] with
you about that.
>> Yeah, Berserk, dude. I was like, "Oh,
Berserk will probably be think this is
cool." And they were like, "What? Yeah,
you graded a $20 object." And then the
comments were like, "That's that's the
first print. That's well over $20, I
assure you."
>> Oh my god.
>> But then you get to see just everyone
angry in the comments was like, "I
didn't know this was that divisive. I
didn't know people gave a [ __ ] if you
graded something. If you had a 10th
grade Charizard right now, first
edition, you'd be happy,
>> dude. Plane people are just as bad. I
made one joke about the V22 Osprey. Oh,
never again. Never again, man. And Zach,
[ __ ] I love Zach. He made a joke
about the F-35
and he texted me. He made it on Twitter
and
>> Zach's like, "What' I do?"
>> He texted me like an hour later. He's
like, "Dude, plane people are feral." I
was like, "Yeah, dude. Don't talk [ __ ]
ABOUT PLANES, MAN. LIKE, they are
feral." It's wild, man.
>> I think people just like these days,
they make their entire personality about
a distinct thing, whether it be Pokemon
cards or Berserk or just like
>> ice even, you know, just like being a
protester. People just make their entire
personalities like I need to be angry
about something because something at
home is not fulfilling my needs or I I
my response was well I this made me
happy that's why I posted it. I don't
really care what anyone else thinks. I
thought it was cool is why I posted it.
And then you have that's [ __ ] yeah. See
see and then still
>> that's why you're a piece of [ __ ] cuz
you had that graded. Well, I didn't even
have
>> even then. Don't even care. I thought it
was cool.
>> There was this one guy one time, his
name was Shinszo AB. He said, "Go
outside, touch grass, and talk to
women." You know what they did? They
[ __ ] killed him.
>> How dare you? Oh,
>> it's like that random experience when
you become a creator for the first time.
You're like, "Oh, I'm going to say this.
This is a pretty mild take. I think
people will agree with it." And then
like 10 minutes later, you look and
they're like, "You're literal Hitler."
What the did I do? Wild takes coward.
I've only been blasting the internet
with hot takes.
Most of them are [ __ ]
I was telling you the other
>> cast hot takes a good shirt. It's a
wizard like
Connor's like, I'm going to put the VR
on for a couple hours. I was like, yeah,
just blasted Jew lasers into your eyes.
>> I bought that [ __ ] thing. I jerked
off and did VR one time and then played
a video games. I haven't touched it
since. And Brandon goes,
>> "In your room, right?" And I was like,
>> "Yeah, if that helps you."
>> We made poor [ __ ] taking it off. He's
like, "Why do you call it Jew lasers?"
And he has Star of David's eyeballs, his
pupils.
>> Poor living room couch.
>> Poor veteran with a sign. We had him
over. He he had stayed with me the past
couple days. And my son John, he loves
like the VR. He loves the the blade and
sorcery. We were just like stabbing
people and stuff. We put it on Zack and
Zach got nauseous, fell over.
>> We are our parents now.
>> The boy lasers are
>> Well, I did the uh I did a VR chat and I
thought I I was I was like it'll be
funny to just go talk to cuz what's it
what's his name? Proximity Chat.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> On YouTube. Shouts out Proximity Chat.
It's very funny.
>> It's hilarious. He just goes and talks
to the the most they're just like furry
types and [ __ ] And I was like, "Oh,
it'll be funny to go on VR Chat and just
like around with these people." And so I
loaded into VR Chat. I bought a [ __ ]
uh like a skin. It was just a shrimp.
It's just a giant shrimp. I paid $10 to
be a shrimp. And then I immediately
started walking around and got motion
sickness. And then I loaded into one
server. It was like a It was like a a
what's that called? Um, [ __ ] I can't
remember. Uh,
uh, like roleplay server or whatever.
>> Oh, RP.
>> Yeah. So, I'm in one of these servers
and it's like, where do we princess? I
was just thinking this. And so, I'm just
a shrimp. I'm like getting nauseous.
And I was like, dude, this [ __ ] sucks
ass. And so, I just laid on the couch
and watched YouTube videos. I love VR.
Have you seen the boxing one? Boxing VR?
Because it goes based off like this. You
like IT DRILL?
>> NO, HE had the drill with the really
long stick because then it made his arms
and he just turned it on and it's a
torpedo [ __ ] punching
to paint the picture for you guys in VR.
You're holding like you're holding the
things in each hand. A dude took a drill
and he put a a long [ __ ] piece of rod
on it
>> like a Looney Tunes extendo on it. And
he taped the hand things to it like an
airplane propeller and held down the
drill. And so his hands were just
spinning and he was fighting everyone
with it.
>> Imagine Dolly from Street Fighter's arms
just roing
people out.
>> I posted that [ __ ] on my Instagram story
like the day that I bought it. I was
playing a sup super or hot super heat or
whatever shooting guns once.
>> Yeah. Where everybody there's all the
guys made a crystal or whatever.
>> Um
>> what the is that game called? It's
called like super hot. Red hot. Super
hot. Super hot. I want to say
>> super hot. Yeah. And u I'm just playing
it and in the middle of playing it, I
was like, you feel like such a badass.
You like you feel like John Wick doing
all this [ __ ] and as as you move, time
moves. And so I'm like ducking and
dodging and grabbing [ __ ] and I'm
throwing guns at guys. And I just had
the like outside thought where I was
like, "This has to look so gay." Like,
so I set up a a a tripod in the living
room and recorded myself and it is
exactly how I thought it looked. It's
just me with this big [ __ ] off piece of
plastic on my head like
>> also doing this
>> going slow motion.
>> She's film me doing
>> what's the Beat Saber?
>> Oh, Beat Saber's fun.
>> Yeah, but you look hella good.
>> Oh, yeah. You look stupid. Well, like in
my head I'm like,
>> "Oh yeah, outside it's like
you're just sweaty swinging your arms
around."
>> Bro, I got to say though, the [ __ ]
Super Hot is cool as [ __ ] You do feel
like John W.
>> If you guys haven't gotten the meta
headset and played Super Hot, you're
missing out. It's kind of cool.
>> There was one I got the Quest 3. I don't
remember the name of the game. It was
free and it's a it's a battle royale and
I played one match and it like gaslit me
into thinking I was really good at the
game. I mean, I was better at reloads
than like the kids I was playing with
because they don't know. Uh, this goes,
but I got to pull like and I'm just
like, mag out, mag in, chamber, we're
good. Let's keep
>> I forgot you're left-handed until now.
>> Yeah. And I played one match, I won, and
there was this kid, he died like four
times. I had to keep resing him and [ __ ]
like that. I got all the way to the end,
I won. I was like, "Hell yeah." I jump
into the next match. Apparently, that
first one was all bots cuz then now
there's some super autistic [ __ ]
ninja kids just kicking my ass. I
survived for like 30 seconds. I was
like, "Well, done with this game. I'm
over it." I am golden. Thank you, good
sir. Actually, we're Cody, if you want
to close us out. We just hit We hit our
time.
>> [ __ ] man. We just hanging around having
a good time.
>> We had a good ass time. That went
[ __ ] longer than I thought it was.
>> [ __ ] we had a great ass time.
>> Are you doing Elliot?
>> No.
>> Oh, I'm the sad man now. Just going to
wash.
>> I got I got a prostitute in the pool
now.
>> Love land man.
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